Hello. I'm the Doctor.
The younger one. The older one? The handsome one! The, er, the less geeky one?
The one on the left. Your left, I mean, his right. My right. I am he and he is me and all that, coo coo k'choo.
The one with the specs and the banana. Bananas are good.
He's got the better screwdriver, though, the one that's actually sonic, even if it is a bit too... green. I thought mine was better because it's actually rather good at driving screws, but it turns out his can do that too. Mine's just a screwdriver someone picked up at a biotechnology conference, says 'Abpro' on it.
Does come in handy as a flashlight, though. And a spirit level. And a screwdriver, o'course. And I suppose it's sonic if you tap it on something.
Oh, and this......
I'm rather proud of my costume, too, 'specially the shoes. None of the thrift stores in town had any Converse at all, so I made some out of an old pair of low-topped white Reeboks, look -
And this evening, I, and a dancing Dalek, and a flapper named Regi and her boyfriend Al Capone, and some sort of elf person, Link, took a foreign-exchange Mexican out trick-or-treating for the first time! Hallowe'en's brilliant. I love Hallowe'en.
And for some mysterious reason I've been covered in girls all weekend.....