Well, it's been stuck in my head allllll freakin' day. I have no idea why.
Oh, the holidays at my house... Hate that shit sometimes. Everyone is always so tense and short-tempered. Lots of yelling and arguing. My mom was stressed out by having to cook so much, and my sister thinks everything ever must revolve around her, and I just want to hide in my room forever.
It ended up being better than I had expected, though. There were no fights at the table! It's a new record.
Anyway, I got to be mega attractive Wednesday, thanks to a friend's epic hair and makeup skills. Her mom knows this lady that sells jewelry, and she needed some people to wear some in pictures to advertise. I don't think I'm ever really ugly, but why can't I be that attractive every day? My friend said she's going to teach me how to do everything exactly the way she did it, though, so perhaps there is hope! Also, she has 3 cats, and they were all so sweet and wonderful, and they actually sat in my lap and let me cuddle them! Why does everyone have sweet cats except for me? My cat acts (and smells) just like a giant, nasty asshole. Sure, he's a cute and lovable asshole, but he's an asshole nevertheless.
I don't much like the holidays, but I really, really don't want this week to end. I just cannot go back to that school. I hate it there, and I'm going to fail all my exams in 2 weeks. Well, no, not ALL my exams, but I'm definitely going to fail APUSH and chemistry. What the fuck even IS organic chemsitry? I just realized that I honestly don't even know anything about this class, and I've been in it for 3 months. That is terrible. I am seriously borderline failing, but so is literally everyone else in the class. This fucking guy, he CANNOT teach. He just cannot. He is too intelligent. He is mad because he cannot get us to understand what he's saying, and he also complains that his daughter, who is going to college to become a nurse, cannot understand him either. That is a sign that he is just a super genius and should leave us regular dumb people alone and stop saying science words at us.
In other news, I am REALLY SAD, you guys. I heard about a game called NINJA BASEBALL BATMAN, but there is absolutely nowhere to play it except on a ROM, which I am too scared to take advantage of. It was an arcade game in the early 90s, but it wasn't popular at all. Only like 40-something units were sold in America. There is nowhere for me to play it. :'( You have no idea how badly this upsets me. I want to play it, but noooo...
MOTHERFUCKING NINJA BASEBALL BATMAN. THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF DISNEY CARTOON ON ACID. IS THAT NOT THE MOST BITCHIN' AMAZING THING YOU HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON? I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL, BUT I WOULD BE THE LITTLE GREEN DUDE AND KICK MASSIVE ASS IF I COULD EVER MANAGE TO POSSESS SUCH A GAME.
One day I will learn how to make video games, and I will make something half as wonderful as this. Okay, no, I won't, because that would take effort. But I will dream of it!