You know that song "Fuck the Pain Away"?

Super Duck's picture

Well, it's been stuck in my head allllll freakin' day. I have no idea why.

Oh, the holidays at my house... Hate that shit sometimes. Everyone is always so tense and short-tempered. Lots of yelling and arguing. My mom was stressed out by having to cook so much, and my sister thinks everything ever must revolve around her, and I just want to hide in my room forever.

It ended up being better than I had expected, though. There were no fights at the table! It's a new record.

Anyway, I got to be mega attractive Wednesday, thanks to a friend's epic hair and makeup skills. Her mom knows this lady that sells jewelry, and she needed some people to wear some in pictures to advertise. I don't think I'm ever really ugly, but why can't I be that attractive every day? My friend said she's going to teach me how to do everything exactly the way she did it, though, so perhaps there is hope! Also, she has 3 cats, and they were all so sweet and wonderful, and they actually sat in my lap and let me cuddle them! Why does everyone have sweet cats except for me? My cat acts (and smells) just like a giant, nasty asshole. Sure, he's a cute and lovable asshole, but he's an asshole nevertheless.

I don't much like the holidays, but I really, really don't want this week to end. I just cannot go back to that school. I hate it there, and I'm going to fail all my exams in 2 weeks. Well, no, not ALL my exams, but I'm definitely going to fail APUSH and chemistry. What the fuck even IS organic chemsitry? I just realized that I honestly don't even know anything about this class, and I've been in it for 3 months. That is terrible. I am seriously borderline failing, but so is literally everyone else in the class. This fucking guy, he CANNOT teach. He just cannot. He is too intelligent. He is mad because he cannot get us to understand what he's saying, and he also complains that his daughter, who is going to college to become a nurse, cannot understand him either. That is a sign that he is just a super genius and should leave us regular dumb people alone and stop saying science words at us.

In other news, I am REALLY SAD, you guys. I heard about a game called NINJA BASEBALL BATMAN, but there is absolutely nowhere to play it except on a ROM, which I am too scared to take advantage of. It was an arcade game in the early 90s, but it wasn't popular at all. Only like 40-something units were sold in America. There is nowhere for me to play it. :'( You have no idea how badly this upsets me. I want to play it, but noooo...

MOTHERFUCKING NINJA BASEBALL BATMAN. THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF DISNEY CARTOON ON ACID. IS THAT NOT THE MOST BITCHIN' AMAZING THING YOU HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON? I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL, BUT I WOULD BE THE LITTLE GREEN DUDE AND KICK MASSIVE ASS IF I COULD EVER MANAGE TO POSSESS SUCH A GAME.

One day I will learn how to make video games, and I will make something half as wonderful as this. Okay, no, I won't, because that would take effort. But I will dream of it!

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whateversexual_llama's picture

congrats on the new holiday

congrats on the new holiday record. It's like that at mine, too. =/ I think holidays were invented to test the very boundaries of the collective sanity of a family.

also, right there with you when it comes to chemistry. I hate hate hate it but I need to pass it for my potential biology major... all I can tell you about organic chemistry is that it's chemistry that has carbon in it. xD not too helpful.

Super Duck's picture

I wouldn't be surprised if

I wouldn't be surprised if that was the reason!

That's about all I know too. Haha!

MacAvity's picture

Ninja baseball Batman.

Ninja baseball Batman. What.
Come to think of it, wouldn't it be super weird but totally make sense if in baseball they called the man with the bat 'batman' instead of 'batter'? In cricket they call him 'batsman,' which is almost the same......
Maybe Batman is just what happens when ninjas play baseball?

You have organic chemistry in high school? That's weird. Very weird. My mother teaches organic chemistry, and all her students are in about their third year of college. And it's confusing. At least, what I've seen of it without taking the class is. All drawings of hexagons with invisible carbons and hydrogens. But all the important chemistry is organic.

Super Duck's picture

It would make sense! :o And

It would make sense! :o And it would be mega cool, because, I mean, batman.

Yeah, I don't understand. It's basically what you have to take if you take regular chemistry in 10th grade... I think it's supposed to be a watered-down version of that, but I don't think my teacher got the memo. Hahahaha. Yeah, there are tons of hexagons, but also some things that look like this: C-C-C=C-C with the hydrogens attached and also some other random things, depending on what my teacher feels like he wants to draw that day. You should see my notes. They're full of that and frustrated scribbles and doodles of an angry cartoon cat.

funnyflyby's picture

This is making me so jealous...!

In my nerd-chemistry-camp over a year ago we did a lot of organic chemistry, and I thought it was super amazingly interesting and absolutely cannot wait until I can take more of it :P I would love to be a chemist, honestly. Chemistry and genetics are my Big Two Areas of Interest.

Seriously, good luck though.

@MacAvity YES on the Batman thing. I know a Ginger Ninja, so this theory may be tested at some point. It's brilliant. You know, I do believe I will refer to the batter as the batman from now on to confuse people, but I don't really ever talk about baseball so this may mean nothing.

Wow.woW

Super Duck's picture

You wanna trade science

You wanna trade science classes then? :P I'd be more than happy to let you have mine! Hahaha.