professional drinker with a writing problem
For you to be pursuing drink as a professional implies a laudable endpoint.
But... more seriously... we're still here... desperately wanting to help you achieve your fondest wishes... in good health!
You're supposed to be a professional writer with a drinking problem.
"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)