Hahaha, my mom just freaked out because I saw the names of the porn channels. Umm, mom, do you honestly believe I have never seen the stuff? Clearly you have never been young and frustrated. Hell, in this state I am old enough to go out and actually have sex!
Anyway, Christmas was amazing. I didn't ask for anything this year, so my parents got me an iPad 2. (I guess they are trying to make up for me having to buy almost all of my own birthday presents?) I am typing on that right now. It is pretty awesome, and it is faster than my laptop. As I may have mentioned, I have my dad's discarded laptop now since mine broke several months ago. It is a few years old. I got some other great stuff too, like flavored coffees and a stuffed panda and some stuff I need for my new room in my mom's boyfriend's house when I move to Tennessee either this coming year or the next. Most of it is like awesome wall decorations.
Christmas did not come without a Brat Attack, though. My sister got tons of presents. She got much more than I did, obviously, since I got a very expensive thing. But she was not happy. As soon as I opened the iPad, she started crying and throwing a fit for an iPod Touch. She was SO freaking mad that I got a nice, expensive thing, even though she got three times the number of gifts I did. She said it meant everyone loved me more and that she was no longer welcome in the family. What a bunch of melodramatic bullshit. I can't stand kids that age. 8 is a horrible age.
I also had to see crazy Granny, but she acted normal. It was really awkward, though. Reallyyyy awkward.
Anyway, so today I went out to get a case and stylus for my iPad. I wanted a case for obvious reasons and a stylus because I am hugely into digital art and wanted to try out this app Sketchbook Pro. Also, it means less fingerprints on the screen except for when I type. So, there I was in Office Depot. Guess who I fucking saw? That girl I had the huge crush on when I was in 8th grade... The one who moved away and started ignoring me. Yeah, she turned into a huge bitch, and it makes me sad because I absolutely adored her and we were great friends back then. I was so shocked to see her because, you know, she moved away and all. She didn't even fucking recognize me! I guess that is to be expected, though. I mean, it was three years ago. I have changed a lot since then. I am no longer the little awkward girl fawning over her beauty! She is still sooooo pretty, though. Damn. She has like, these super light blue eyes that are really almost kind of greyish. And long, pale blonde hair. She started my thing for blondes. I also remember her being a huge flirt, but I don't think she was actually interested because she liked tall boys, and I am very clearly a short girl. But I think she knew I liked her... I wish things between us could have turned out differently. She used to be so freakin' cool.
So, I got my stylus, but Office Depot was out of cases, so I went to Walmart. And guess who I fucking saw there!? Old Crush! The girl I liked before the chick I described in my last paragraph. But it was not as upsetting to see her, because her hair was a mess and she was wearing her pajamas. Also, she was never my friend. But I did have to sit by her in freaking chemistry class last year. So awkward. I did get my iPad case, though! It is cute! It is black and pink and it folds into a stand for the iPad so I don't have to hold it.
I also saw this fucking dirtbag from my APUSH class. He is such a douche. He hates my group of friends but cannot resist talking to us anyway. He butts into everyone's conversations and makes no sense. And before break, he was caught hooking up with a fucking 13-year-old. He is almost 18. Fucking sicko. You know, I don't freak out that much about age differences. I mean, after all, when I was 16 all I wanted was a certain 18-year-old. But sometimes you just gotta draw the line, and 13 and 18 is kind of gross. I am 17 and would not consider anyone under 15, personally. And not going to lie, I would find it a little weird if anyone over about 20 was interested in me. But come on, at 18 you are considered a legal adult. Why would you date a middle schooler?
My mom's boyfriend is here. They are soooo heavy on the PDA, so I am hiding in my room. Anyway, I am gonna go test out that app now, so bye!