Hello

Tycoondashkid's picture

Hello everyone i heard of Oasis through my cousin Rainbow who is currently one of the other people who know, others being AJ, Jenna, Matt and Tord im too afraid of coming out to any one else so hello.

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RainbowTime's picture

Hi

hi cuz ive said it before and i will keep saying it, its ok to be Bi and you can come out whenever you feel like it

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies

Tycoondashkid's picture

i know.........

i know.........

elph's picture

Welcome... And it must be genetic!

How many does it take for there to be a tribe?

Tycoondashkid's picture

hehe

seems to me like it must only be my generation in my family

Maximum_Jennadrive's picture

hi cuz

hi blair :)

Tycoondashkid's picture

hi

hi jenna :)

Yamamoto's picture

Ahhh.... How

Ahhh....
How cute....
Another little construct has shown itself...
Hello new little construct...
I hope that you are doing well, in that paradise you call the internet...

Tycoondashkid's picture

umm

are you suggesting my entire life is on the internet? not offeneded but just got that vibe

Yamamoto's picture

No silly little

No silly little construct...
What I am saying is that you are not human...
You seem to nice to be human...
You...
Like the rest of the members here on Oasis...
Are just AI constructs that live in the internet...
If you guys where just normal humans...
Then you would be mean and abusive, but your not...
So your just a little AI construct...
Now do you get it?...

lonewolf678's picture

Dude,

leave him alone.

Tycoondashkid's picture

how do we

know your not AI?

Yamamoto's picture

Becuase I know I am

Becuase I know I am not...
You are certianly a playful little construct...
Most certianly a friendly one...
I am gald that you have joined and most certianly welcome you...
I do so much enjoy the company of my little AI friends...

Tycoondashkid's picture

ok so...

heres a test Have you ever harmed a human? or Allowed yourself to be harmed unless the well-being of a human is at stake?

Yamamoto's picture

?????.... I do not

?????....
I do not understand the question...
Could you please rephrase it?...
I don't quite understand what you are asking?...

Tycoondashkid's picture

rephrased

ok have you ever physically hurt a human? and have you ever let yourself be physically harmed by another creature/object unless a human is at stake?

Yamamoto's picture

No I have never hurt one of

No I have never hurt one of those humans...
Which is why I am so confused as to why they keep hurting me...
As for letting myself getting harmed by a another creature...
They have never really tried to harm me...
So I have never needed to keep them form harming myself or a human...
My pets sometimes get a little spooked...
As all animals do...
But I let them run off...
And do there own thing...
And eventually they come running back...

So tell me my dear construct...
What was the point of this question...?

Tycoondashkid's picture

they are the 2 laws of

they are the 2 laws of robotics so you answered them perfectly enough for you to be at least a robot with human level intellegence to be unknowing of being a machine

so i smell a robot named Yamamoto

Yamamoto's picture

That doesn't even make any

That doesn't even make any sense...
Your the most silly one I have ever meet...
The most silly little construct indeed...
I do enjoy talking to you...
I am gald that you joined the site...
Yet you don't have to always play games...

Tycoondashkid's picture

but

you just said that you never harmed a human & and never let yourself get hurt unless a human is at stake those are the laws of robotics you techniquely admitted you are a robot i also enjoyed talking to you too

Yamamoto's picture

Oh... Now I understand part

Oh...
Now I understand part two of your question...
I thought you ment did I allow myself to be harmed...
The answer to that is no...
I can tell you right now my little friend...
That I have never put my neck out for any of those evil humans...
If they get hurt...
Then so be it...
Sorry I kind of confused your question there...
I thought you where talking about somthing else...

Tycoondashkid's picture

then

you'd be reorganised as a lower-armoured robot but still one

Yamamoto's picture

You confuse me you silly

You confuse me you silly little construct...

Tycoondashkid's picture

and your quite funny you

and your quite funny you obviously well-programed AI

Yamamoto's picture

I don't understand why you

I don't understand why you keep calling me that....
What is the game that you play....?

Tycoondashkid's picture

What Game?

What Game?

Yamamoto's picture

Nevermind silly construct...

Nevermind silly construct...

lonewolf678's picture

Welcome to Oasis,

I hope you enjoy being here.

Tycoondashkid's picture

thanks

thanks

Dracofangxxx's picture

You have handled the Yamamoto quite nicely!

So I extend my hand in welcome as well :]

Welcome to Oasis and hope you enjoy your stay :D
-
That's redick!

Tycoondashkid's picture

Thanks and Thanks

Thanks and Thanks

hellonwheels's picture

welcome to the site....

I think the adults in your family may be hiding something ;) just a guess...welcome to oasis, it certainly is odd that all the members of the same family are on here @ the same time though. lol.

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

Tycoondashkid's picture

thanks

thanks i think there hiding something too it is odd :)

radiosilence95's picture

Welcome! Don't be frightened

Welcome! Don't be frightened by Yamamoto. He's just...er...hit a rough patch in his life.

Make yourself comfortable here. The more the merrier :D

Tycoondashkid's picture

thanks

thanks but im not frightened by Yamamoto i know people who think everyones a robot and i know how to beat them

Yamamoto's picture

Beat me... Why would you

Beat me...
Why would you want to beat me...?
There is nothing to beat...
I am just trying to be friends...

Tycoondashkid's picture

no

i dont want to physically harm you as in get past your "everyone else is a AI so i am not talking to people so im talking to a Cleverbot" cherade

Yamamoto's picture

Where do you get the idea I

Where do you get the idea I am playing...
I really don't believe that you are human...
You are to nice to be a human...
Humans are all extermaly evil beings that should be gotten rid of...
Becuase all they do is cause me pain...
Yet your not causing me pain...
So there for you couldn't possiably be a human...
Or else you would attempt to abuse me...
I can understand that you think I am playing, but I really believe what I am saying...
You are a AI construct...
All of you are...

Tycoondashkid's picture

but

you have no physical proof or data that i am a robot in fact your typing patterns are more resemble a AI than mine ore anyone elses since yours stays consistant while others change

Yamamoto's picture

I just know that your not a

I just know that your not a human...
Becuase your not mean and abusive...
That is the only proof I need...
It is all about how you act...
I type like this because frankly I have become...
Well I am not sure what the word for it is...
Not sure if vauge is a correct concept...
Yet I am sure my little constructs understand...
Besides you guys are very intellegent little AIs...
So of course you would change things up...
I just know that you are not humans...
Because you are not evil and abusive...

swimmerguy's picture

Heh...

I suppose we'll see each other around, so I just want to say hello and welcome :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

Tycoondashkid's picture

thanks

thanks

funnyflyby's picture

Hi!

As everyone else said, welcome, and good job on dealing with Yama. I totally expected that to start serious drama.

Wow.woW

Tycoondashkid's picture

thanks

thanks & thanks hes not actually that hard to deal with

MacAvity's picture

Welcome!

Sorry I'm a little late in welcoming you - I've been away from the Internet all weekend - and everyone else has already said everything I have to say, but.... yeah. Welcome to Oasis, you have a very gay family, thank you for dealing with Yamamoto. Seriously, no one else has ever been able to do anything but get frustrated with him (the only difference lay in how politely or impolitely we expressed our frustration), and suddenly you come along and beat him at his own game - very impressive, even if you don't seem to think so.

Tycoondashkid's picture

its ok..

a welcomes still a welcome

really hes not that hard to beat at his own game just pick some robotic parts of his message and it usually falls in place