I'm an innovator

swimmerguy's picture

I was going to post a journal, but I waited too long, then took a shower, and my computer shuts off at 11.

So, all I'm going to say is that I feel proud and innovative now, because my new greeting that I invented a few days ago (Where you meet someone and you scream DAMN IT, YOU SKANKY FUCK(ER)!!!!! at the top of your lungs at them) is now all the rage on the swim team, everyone is using it.
I feel so cool.
That is all.

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elph's picture

Don't you think...

this greeting might be even more greatly appreciated if you were to express an almost-certain fact... and at the same time improve its poetic rhythm?

"DAMN IT, YOU SKANKY WANK(ER)!!!!!"

or... even better, resurrect a now-nearly defunct curse (dang):

"DANG IT, YOU SKANKY WANK(ER)!!!!!"

Dracofangxxx's picture

Elph omg

you turned his really insulting and head-turning shout into something that sounds like a rather miffed off British person.

I suppose you're able to use this against Turban though ;) since he's all British...

SOD OFF, YOU SKANKY WANKER! :D
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That's redick!

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Miffed...

That rather does describe the kind of person that would angrily shout 'DANG IT'.

* * *
The father now gallops, with terror half wild,
He holds in his arms the shuddering child;
He reaches his farmstead with toil and dread,—
The child in his arms lies motionless, dead.