Skirts, Bollocks and Tradition

RainbowTime's picture

i like to do comedic rants, so heres one, translations provided.

one quick point before you continue:
when i say pants or boxers i mean Underwear and Trousers means Pants just to clarify.

lately i was reading through some older journals and i got to a gender bias one. i think it was by swimmerguy (not quite sure) and part of it was how its not socially acceptable to be a man and wear a skirt, but i was thinking about this because where i live it is normal for a man to wear a skirt (kilt). since in Scottish tradition men were them and a Kilt is a sign of patriotism in scotland (especially with Tartan on it) and im guesses that men who were skirts in most countries will be mocked but in scotland theres a lesson to learn.

Don't F*** with Scottish people (many people have learned this the hard way).

the last person i saw making fun a scotsman wearing a kilt was (literialy) thrown half way across a room and broke a bar wall.

one of the things i will never understand about kilts is that why wear a skirt in a very cold country beats me.

and mildly disturbing to me is that people can ask people in kilts "Ar yah a tray Scotsman?" (translation: are you a true Scotsman?) and usually they will respond "give ma a five quid note an ill shay yah" (translation: give me £5 note and ill show you) which if the person gives you £5 note the kilt wearer pulls up his kilt. a true scotsman isn't meant to wear pants with a kilt (yep, a true scots tradition). if you are not a true yin (one) you still get a fiver and if you are true you flash legally and get paid (this also confused me about the cold, wearing no pants, but yet again im not a guy but that must be cold) .

just was thinking about this, sorry if i confused you just comment and ill explain, but i dinny like the dam weather taenight its bloody baltic (translation: but i don' like the weather tonight its F****** cold)

Comments

MacAvity's picture

Yes.

Scotland is badass. And speaks English with one of the coolest accents in the language.

RainbowTime's picture

yes indeed it is awesome and

yes indeed it is awesome and scots english is so much fun than normal english

Scots translation:
Aye, Aie it's Awesome and Ourrr Engli is say may mere fun an normi engli

scots english i love you so

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies