Sinice People Never Take Me Seriously...

Yamamoto's picture

(I am not joking with what I am going to talk about in this thread so don't even dare fucking act like I am joking or I will never speak to you again)

I have basically given up with my attempts to even try to find another human who will give me a second look as a person for just coversation, friendship, and especially dating. So I have just deicded that I want to start dating one of my pets... and when I figure out which one I want to figure out where to take them and such... So which one should I take out on a date... my Rhode Island Red roostor Mr. Bojangles... Or my cat Elizabeth?

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Doctor Beastly's picture

What traits do you seek?

What are you looking for in this date? I do not know about a roostor, but cats will pay attention and want attention as well. Hope you enjoy your time with whomever you choose to spend more time with.

socialist's picture

Just don't have sex.

That would be cruel; the other partner would get hurt a lot.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Yeah, the animals aren't big enough D:

That would just like.. Break them. Euch. I'm sure you don't want your chicken boyfriend to turn into chicken strips...
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That's redick!

MacAvity's picture

Maybe...

Ask them both, and go with whichever says yes?

radiosilence95's picture

Perhaps you could take each

Perhaps you could take each one on a separate date, and see which one you're most comfortable with. That seems reasonable :)

Yamamoto's picture

Yeah now that I think about

Yeah now that I think about my rooster doesn't really like to be held and petted as much as my cat does. So I am sure she would be a much better choice when it comes to a date.

As for sex... that is fucking gross... a zoophile I most certianly am not. People only when it comes to the sex department :P

So now that we have the choice of who to take out of the way... Where should I go?... What should I do?... I have never been on a date before :S

Dracofangxxx's picture

Kitties don't really like to be walked or anything, so :P

Make her some nice fish or chicken bits and watch a movie? :P
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That's redick!

Doctor Beastly's picture

I agree with Draco's approach

Staying at home maybe the way to go. Unless she does like being outside.