(I am not joking with what I am going to talk about in this thread so don't even dare fucking act like I am joking or I will never speak to you again)
I have come to realize that I will never be able to have sex by normal means.... I mean who wants to have sex with a ugly, fat, impotent, 21 year old virgin anyway... (Fior those who didn't know... I can't get it up... and yes I take pills... no they don't work...)
So I have deicded to try and think of other methods for virginity loss so maybe I can finally cure half of what is causing my depression. I will cure the dating part some other time... But cutting my sadness in half in the short term will most certianly make me look better for dating and allow me to survive and not accidently comment sucide bettewen now and the end college...
So one of my ideas was rape... but that is illegal so I decided not to do that.... the other was commiting a crime and getting a prison raped, and that one is still on the table... but I don't want to hurt anyone.
The other is maybe whoring myself... though I am not sure how one goes about setting that up?... Also maybe somthing to do with porn... I don't know :S Do you guys have any ideas?
You did with why my last werid request so I was hoping maybe you could help me out here. Oh and I planned on posting up some pictures form the date me and my cat Elizabeth are having tommorw... I am sure you guys will think it is adoreable :D