I got in trouble for telling a joke about the president to a friend of mine who's thinking about running for congress when she's older. It wasn't against her or against politics, i just did a little bit about how being the president of the United States is a lot like being a convicted pedophile. Which is TRUE! Think about it, everybody knows exactly where you live, you have your own signs to put in yards, and you got there by posing with children and kissing babies. You're either a diaper sniper or the Commander and Chief of the nation.
I get tired of people now knowing when i'm joking, so just a quick heads up. If i say something like "the president is a pedophile"...then i'm joking. If i say something like "I should cook dinner". I'm being honest.