My dad said it looks like I've lost weight! YAAAAYYYY! I am going to be hot when I move this summer. I am determined. I am going to get ALL the pretty girls in Tennessee!!!
Anyway, so, you know Hot Girl, right? Well, she is, like, not even fair! She is always being really hot and saying/doing provocative things and just generally being really fucking hot. Today I got to pretend to hit on her. It is a long, weird story that I really don't feel like sharing right now. It's really not that interesting. I mean, the main point was I got to hit on a hot girl and have it be socially acceptable. And that, my friends, kicks ass.
But sadly, life isn't all rainbows and hot girls. A certain child named my sister has a birthday this weekend. She is having a sleepover party, and my mom has BEGGED me to help out because no one likes 9-year-olds. Seriously, they are in the worst age group, in my opinion. So, I am going to be stuck in a house with brats... I hate always having to help out with her parties and stuff. She is never even nice to me. Like, EVER. Forget about even getting a "thank you" for dealing with irritating little kids.
So, anyway, do you guys have a childhood favorite cartoon or show that became a million times funnier when you watched it again later? When I was 5-7, I LOVED The Powerpuff Girls. I got a few episodes on iTunes for no real reason except nostalgia and the art style, and I find myself crying with laughter at things I didn't catch back then. There was an episode about The Beatles, and there was also one about an uber manly sausagefest superhero club that hated girls. A villain in that episode said, and I shit you not, "The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!"
Other than that, I've been the same, I guess. The usual stuff. You know, regretting my failure with FCG, drooling over sexy ladies, wanting to slit my fucking throat at school every day... Okay, no, maybe that last one is a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the sentiment.