some stuff

RainbowTime's picture

first off, watching a tv show about the Glasgow Airport Attack and thinking why?
did Osama Bin Laden really Go "we have to infiltrate the west at its most vital point.... Glasgow Airport" what the hell? or more likely it was just Richard Hammond being late for checking. i love how England Terrorist attack PANIC, America gets attacked PANIC, Scotland Gets attacked beat the terrorists to death! it creates a image of a Scottish guy going "excuse me pal while i punch this al khieda bastard in the face" "yah got a fag ill get a light of this bastards face HOLD STILL YAH BASTARD".
hehe.

secondly, also watching TV about obesity it did episodes of several countries (UK, USA etc) and it said correct me if inaccurate that only 1 state made a law saying you have to have Physical Education?
that sounds odd for me that for all primary years and first 2 secondary years you have to have 2 hours a week of P.E. and then the next 4 require 1 hour but you can take it further. if true no wonder america has alot of fat kids no PE .

thirdly, ive been thinking of the Pound, the 2 main types Scottish & English Pounds, what the hell's wrong with England? we cant spend Scottish money in England? but you can spend English money in Scotland?
if you've got some Scottish Quid's with ya down in England your screwed
literally they acted like you've paid for your stuff with a dead baby.
you take a look in your wallet "ten pounds, Royal bank of.. Shite" and give it to the English cashier "heres 10 pounds sterling!" then they go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SECURITY!" then a Scottish guy comes from no where and says "i think you'll find pal thats Legal Tender" this phrase was only invented for this scenario.
seriously i gave a fiver to a homeless man (it was a Scottish note) i genuinely said "have fun trying to spend that" he genuinely went "the royal bank of YOU BELLEND!". XD
Forget Wales they take what there given you'll never here of a Welsh guy saying "anyone got a Tom Jones twenty?"
although the exchange rates awesome 1 pound to the pound forever XD.

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MaddieJoy's picture

If there's not actually a

If there's not actually a law about PE, I'm sueing my Mom for making me take a ballet class for old ladies to meet "state requirements"

"It's a helluva start, knowing what makes you happy."
--Lucille Ball

RainbowTime's picture

XD

sue your mum XD
seriously i would kill someone if i had to do Ballet XD

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies

Dracofangxxx's picture

Ballet can be super fun!...

If you have a good teacher that lets you dance to awesome music D':
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That's redick!

lonewolf678's picture

Well,

I still can't understand how you lack empathy for people who are terrified when they're under attack. Or is this just a front?

RainbowTime's picture

its a DARK sense of humor

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies

MaddieJoy's picture

Ballet with people who are

Ballet with people who are recovering from heart attacks to the same Russian piano music every Wednesday is NOT fun!

"It's a helluva start, knowing what makes you happy."
--Lucille Ball

RainbowTime's picture

that sounds REALLY Depression

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies