Well well, it r mah birfdai.
I can legally fuck anyone now, I guess.
Except anyone even a day younger than me now, I guess...
Anyway, I had a litany of topics I wanted to talk about, now it'll be just as many as I can remember.
It kinda sucks, it seems like Western Society, mostly from Christianity, has had some weird taboo on sex for a long time, and it's weird.
Like, why wouldn't they have anything against fat people?
I mean, food and sex, both necessary for our survival, but overindulging in food will kill you while overindulging in sex won't, it'll feel great.
Why this great taboo on sex?
I mean, especially masturbation, like, there are no possible downsides to it, pleasure, lowered blood pressure and stress, reduced incidence of prostate cancer.
Like, fuck. Who doesn't love that?
On a related note, why is it absolutely fine for men to walk around with no shirt on in public but it's somehow a problem when women do it?
I mean, not saying I wouldn't rather look at some hot shirtless guy than some shirtless woman, but I know for half the population, that isn't true.
Like, really, what is the difference? Children will be scarred from looking at the boobies? They fucking suck on them for food for their first few months of life.
I mean, honestly, why do we feel this burning need to protect people from the human body? Humans are fucking hot! Let's take advantage of that!
Why this shame?
And especially selective shame, I mean, really, what will shirtless women do to our children that shirtless men don't?
The only reason seeing a pair of titties swinging in the breeze would be shocking is because you never see it, and you never see it because it's illegal, and it's illegal because it's shocking, and it's shocking because you never see it, etc etc etc.
And the Great Circle of Logic rolls on valiantly, heroically ignoring its exasperated arch-nemesis, the more conventional Chain of Logic.
On another related note, today, for my birthday we went to this performance dinner show thing, and it was all very impressive, but something was awesome was there was this hugely buff little Asian guy and he took off his shirt and it was hot.
Fuck, I just wrote a really pretentious rant about suicide. Now I deleted it. Fuck me.
Well after that waste of pretentious energy, I'm all tired out.
Good fucking night, guys.