Fucking brilliant. Probably my favorite Barrett tune there ever was, that and Jugband Blues...
So, guys, I found this random chick's facebook page, and I really can't figure it out.
So it starts out she's a grandmother and shit, which is totally plausible, and then she's a Republican Baptist, still easily believable.
Then she's apparently incredibly incredibly racist. Which is getting slightly harder to believe, but still believable.
Then she complains about liberals a lot, still believable...
Then Turn straight, don't be jewish, liberal, gay, black, mexican, asian or atheist and we will be just fine.
I am the grandmother of 2 children and 3 wonderful grand babies. There is a fourth one but he's a homosexual so I don't count him. God has truly blessed me with a wonderful social security plan.
At this point, I'm not really quite sure if she's making fun of conservatives, or if she is some sort of crazy conservative. Although, of course, the difference isn't always a whole lot. Take Rick Santorum or Rush Limbaugh, for instance. Sometimes I have a hard time believing they're not parodizing conservatives. But they're serious.
Anyway, so maybe this woman is just insane, I don't quite understand...
But then, much more unbelievably: I just got through getting my pussy eaten out by Joseph Kony. I feel like a new woman. In Jesus name!
Did somebody say niggers? Makes my pussy quiver just thinking about it. Gracious heavens!
Why I agree with this completely. There are too many liberal hippies out there who want to stir up a ruckus for no good reason. Like all of the sissies who protested Wall Street. It's in God's hands! You don't need to worry about anything! The only people who this law shouldn't apply too is white Christians. I am confident that our good conservative leaders and lawmakers out there will apply it in this fashion as well. God told me so.
And so, after that, I'm INCREDIBLY confused, cause everything she says is all crazy-conservative shit and religious extremist weird shit, and she likes tons of things like, Smear the Queer, and she never mentions satirizing, but she just seems a little too crazy... And then she makes incredibly vulgar comments referring to her own pussy, I don't fucking understand...
What do you guys think?
Ummmm... Not a whole lot else, really. CAG has been really quiet for days, I haven't heard him speak. He hasn't seemed interested in any sort of contact.
I'll have to figure that out.
And then, we'll go to an orchestra thing this weekend. Fuckin awesome.