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swimmerguy's picture

Oh fuck me. I haven't watched any of the current season of Survivor until now, but then I decided I would...

And I fucking hate nearly everyone on the show. I mean, the entire tribe of girls is composed of almost exclusively bitches, I hate almost all of them, maybe one I found standable.
And in the guys, I really liked that guy Bill, but that fucking bitch Colton, just Gawd.

I mean, he's so obviously so discriminatory, and such a fucking dickwipe, I haven't found one thing I like about him.
I mean, he's like, flaming gay, but obviously racist, and he also hates on the little guy, calling him a Munchkin and Oompa Loompa and shit.
I just fucking hate him.

But I need not to get my hackles up over a TV show, I'll become someone rather despicable...

Anyway... CAG is seeming better recently... We'll see how that works out. I'm terrible, I am, really.

Um, yeah. Not a whole lot. Oh, I loved the weather today. Rain. Lots and lots of rain, all day, constant, simple, soothing.
So fucking awesome.
The only issue is... I slipped on a grassy embankment, and got mud all over my ass and gloves and shit. Fuck.

Seriously, I think I might sometime move out to the rainforest on the Olympic Peninsula, near us. I'll build a small hut out of wood, and listen to the rain...
Maybe a big picture of the Hubble Ultra Deep Field or something, I dunno...

I fucking love the rain. I'd be content if it was brightass sunshine 10 days of the year, and then rain like this for the rest...
Maybe some brisk days in there too. But more rain.


jeff's picture


I'm supposed to interview Colton for Oasis... ;-)

"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

elph's picture

Many Colton Cumbie comments on internet blogs...

...and none disagrees in any significant way from yours... e.g.:


I'm anxious to read Jeff's forthcoming(?) assessment...

As for myself... shows like Survivor are an anathema to by sense of humanity...


A (seemingly) curious non sequitur in your update on the continuing CAG saga: "I'm terrible, I am, really."

Don't believe it for a moment... but it does cry out for elucidation!

jeff's picture

I wont...

get to interview him until he's kicked off the show.

"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

Tycoondashkid's picture

it rained all yesterday here

yet again it rains everyday here its usually heavy rain too.
move here, most Scots are swimmers too
you should talk all the talk in a poets style

lonewolf678's picture

Well then,

I suppose the rumors of Survivor still going are true.