Oops, I am inside-out,
still dreaming to
the sound of you.
A prolapsed colon shouldn't be romanticized, get thee to the ER!
"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
That image will always remain somewhere in my mind.
Do not always benefit from further research.
Not to mention it's a highly unlikely result from anal sex.
You've outdone yourself!
And lean towards the discrete. :)
Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.