i can feel it in the air,
its the time in the Scottish year where life returns, the flowers are already back but the grass will grow in massive amounts along with the roots that come with them.
the Midges will come in the TRILLIONS! (thats actually a understatement apparently) they will be fucking everywhere fucking little biting bugs they are the most irritating animal in Scotland, im not done with bugs yet wit the massive population bloom Spiders, Wasps and other fucking predatory insects populations increase since this massive food source just appears, THEN small mammals populations boom because of the bigger insects the only good animals that boom are Deer, Highland Cows & Seals
the thing i don't get is how can these midges survive in temperatures below 0 its below 0 right now and sometimes in the summer it snows how can they survive i always thought they were cold blooded, meh but i guess if a Grass Snake can survive here they can easily.
just watch Bear Grylls showing how to survive in the wilds of Scotland, he cut of the Skin of a Dead Seal and used it as a Vest for Swimming between islands to grab sea food then swim to the Mainland, Awesome.
Apparently the Orca and Dolphin Numbers are increasing too, sweet now they can be spotted in Fife awesome and the Pikes in Loch Ness are much bigger than the rest of Britain too, 'cause everything better in Scotland, we should try to keep them out of the Clyde though for there own protection.
i saw a Deer in the park just outside of the woods, it looked at me and ran off
and the Crows are Teasing my dog :\