i give you permission not to read

Tycoondashkid's picture

i had an Alright easter, my dad came round and woke me up about 12ish got an egg from him and gran, played with Millie nothing much happened

Been Facebook stalking my crush and oh my god topless pics.....
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he so cute topless, le sigh, i have to leave him after school ends he has a twin-sis shes cute too, found a pic of both of them on the beach Iain had nothing but Trunks on and his sis had a tight bikini.
i just turned myself on.

its settled im moving in with my gran after school. and ive applied for a apprentaship at Sky next year.

im down for now

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anarchist's picture

Lucky. I've only ever seen Brad fully clothed.

He has no Facebook.

Tycoondashkid's picture

you unfortunate soul -_-

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anarchist's picture

Also,

that part about his sister in a tight bikini ensured that I won't be turned no in at least an hour. Do not want. If image pops into my head when I'm fapping, I'm not reading your next journal.
(I don't like girls.)

Tycoondashkid's picture

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well i like guys and girls

wait so when you wank you read my journals? thats creepy XD

jeff's picture

Uhh...

Doesn't everybody do that when reading these?

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

Tycoondashkid's picture

XD

O' Jeff you never cease to amaze me

anarchist's picture

No, I don't.

But I sometimes accidentally get gross images in my head when I fap. And girls in bikinis are very gross images.

Tycoondashkid's picture

i sometimes get

caught up in imaginary discussions when i wank XD

just imagine the girl as a boi

anarchist's picture

Dafuq

did I just read?

Tycoondashkid's picture

if you

think of a girl when you fap imagine her as a Boi (feminine guy)

MacAvity's picture

Just for you, Anarchist:

Tycoondashkid's picture

yes Mac

you LEGEND!

radiosilence95's picture

!

Thank you, MacAvity. Thank you.

elph's picture

Now...

That's totally gross! :(

Weren't you paying attention to what anarchist had to say about boobs?

But... don't you find it more than just a bit annoying that you can't post something that'd truly whet his newly-discovered interests? :)

anarchist's picture

Sorry.

I had to remove that. It was too gross even for me.

Tycoondashkid's picture

good

or i would have went on your journals and spam guys with STDs or some sort of Dick and/or Ball disfigurement

elph's picture

So,

your repeatedly professed total disinterest now lies in the past... thanks to images of Brad... :)

And... an hour! I hope this is completely voluntary and attributable to a latent propensity to rapidly develop such expertise.

Wonder what Brad would think/do if those images could be recorded and shared with him...

anarchist's picture

I can make my bass sound like fapping.

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Tycoondashkid's picture

how

i guess i would be a way to keep people out of your room ;)

anarchist's picture

I turn the gain all the way up on the amp

and lightly tap a string with my finger. The more grease the finger has, the better it works.

Tycoondashkid's picture

what oil do you use ;)

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anarchist's picture

Natural skin oil.

My fingers get greasier when they rub against and tap the strings because the skin oil accumulates on it after playing for a while and rubs off on my fingers.

Tycoondashkid's picture

i had something else i mind :(

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elph's picture

Odd! My experience has been...

...that the act itself is virtually soundless.

Except... I can very distinctly recall (as a young teen boy) that the springs supporting the mattress in my bedroom were prone to squeak with only the slightest provocation: Dealing with such adversity obliged me to develop a quite gentle approach (which... ultimately proved even more delightful).

But... bass? That, I'd like to have explained (or, see?)!

Tycoondashkid's picture

you never heard the fap sound?

just clap 1 hand

elph's picture

Nope!

Actually... I'm a very kind person! :)

Or, are we speaking past each other?

jeff's picture

yeah...

Something isn't connecting here, heh.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

Tycoondashkid's picture

?

i know your kind

i mean take your fingers (excluding the thumb) and slap your palm of the same hand with your fingers