Two Suns in the Sunset

swimmerguy's picture

I saw a facebook post that I thought was clever, and that doesn't happen all the time.
She said I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not.

I dunno, I thought it was clever, at least.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-we-swear
I saw something like that on the national news recently, like they're saying something that we've been told is bad for us, a new study finds, is actually good for us.
Like WOAH, fucking REALLY? Swearing reduces stress...
Really, I just did it cause I'm a fucking bastard...
No, it's like of fucking COURSE it does! Why else would I do it? I love it! It feels great!
We think it might have something to do with emotions.
No, no, no, you're going too fast here. Swearing has something to do with emotions? That's why it relieves stress?
It can't be, I can't accept it! CERTAIN PATTERNS OF SOUND ARE INTRINSICALLY IN SOME WAY BAD, AND PERHAPS THEY FOR SOME REASON OFFEND THE CREATOR AND ADMINISTRATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, IN APPARENTLY THE SAME WAY THE NORTH KOREAN GULAGS OR HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES IN SYRIA DON'T, THIS IS A MUCH MORE PRESSING ISSUE.

Or masturbation, like, really. Obviously it relieves stress. With all the grunting and shit it induces, it may sound stressful, but it's not. Trust me, I'm a doctor, it feels fucking awesome.

Sorry, I was going to write more, but I got distracted... I'll write it tomorrow, night guys.

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Dracofangxxx's picture

That reminds me

I have an awkward video for you...

http://dracofangxxx.tumblr.com/post/21753507545/fartass-there-are-so-man...
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That's redick!

radiosilence95's picture

What? I don't...why...what?

What? I don't...why...what?

What is this? A 60s PSA about masturbation?

Dracofangxxx's picture

No clue...

But hilarious, in a weird way, right?
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That's redick!

angel syndrome's picture

It's important that swearing

It's important that swearing is perceived as "bad", though! Otherwise, you wouldn't get any good out of it! ;-)

swimmerguy's picture

I know :P

It's kinda ironic, if everyone was smart, swearing wouldn't be any fun anymore :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on