worst place to die?

ferrets's picture

well, i think the worst place to die would be the carnival. i mean, carnivals are already fucking terrfying, imagine dying in one? and chances are you died becuase of the carnival to, like you ate radioactive cotton candy or something. the biggest reason i think it would be fucking awful, is becuase i often ponder what the last thing a dying person should idealy see. and im not sure, maybe a ocean or a canyon or a tiger or some shit like that. but i know that the last thing you want to see as your last glimpse of earth is rollow the russian clown laughing his ass off in that really creepy clown laugh kind of way.no one deserves to see that as their last immage. well maybe like pol pot, but outside of that, no.

have to write a essay on gun control, a ultimatley annoying topic to write about.

i hate it when people are like "you know what? we should just let nature have its way, and allow the weak, stupid, and clumsy people to died young from accidents and dieseases like nature intended it." how fucked up is that? reliogious people who defy the teaching of evolution in schools say if you tell children they are animals, they will behave like them. if we allowed naturaul selection to run it's course, i would have to agree with those people.

today my science teacher spoke about how we, as a species, are mismanaging the world by using resources the way we are and allowing the simply stupifying growth of population. and this one guy got all offended, and said that our teachers opionens hurt his 'political feelings'
what the fuck does that even mean, 'political feelings'?

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javier's picture

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Well I don't have my thoughts composed yet on natural selection, but I look at it as something more associated with animals because they kill for food whereas we cook our food that has already been killed. On a different note, teachers aren't supposed to teach their opinions, that is unprofessional.

ferrets's picture

i was paraphrsing slightly....

he never blatently said we were mismanging ourselves, but he gave us a big list of statistics about sustainability of current practices, rates of depletion of resources, and the kinds of population we are looking at in ten, 15, 30 years with current rates. and while the information made it obvious that everything is going to shit, he never said that himself.

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

javier's picture

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I'm taking statistics and I learned that you're not supposed to use current data to make predictions because it will usually come out false. I forgot what the lesson was, but when I find my notes I'll get back at you with the name of it.

Uncertain's picture

Probably something to do

Probably something to do with confounding factors or seasonal variations, although I do there is a strong case for extrapolating population (over)growth here.

jeff's picture

Hmm...

I'm a huge fan of the Darwin Awards, so I have to part ways with you there...

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

Tycoondashkid's picture

the worst place to die

would be on the toilet taking a liquid shit shit, think about it, when they find your body you'd be on a toilet, with shit everywhere and your stewing in it

jeff's picture

Eh...

There is really no worst place to die, though. I mean, if you're dying, who cares?

Not living your best life is a far worse thing.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

lonewolf678's picture

The worst place?

I don't believe there is a worse place to die, however the worst way in which one would die would be alone.

MacAvity's picture

Not the worst place, but

I don't really want to die in a hospital. Most people in this country die in hospitals (I assume so, at least), but I'd rather die at home.

Tycoondashkid's picture

but whats the best way to die?

i'd say quietly in your sleep or slowly dying of oxygen starvation, but not in the gagging for air way but just getting drowsyer and drowsyer, until you sleep then die, but i like that idea because i can have a last conversation with my family

ferrets's picture

dying of cold...

is quite nice

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"