Obviously not me.
You may cease your weeping and gnashing of teeth, as I have returned; your omniscient ruler has come to bring its benevolent rule to the Oasis.
In all seriousness, however, I hope y'all remember me. It's been so long! I've been incredibly busy lately, and haven't had nearly enough time to remember vaguely important things like Oasis. So yes. Glad to be here, my lovelies.