testament to youth in verse

swimmerguy's picture

Well, first of all...
BYE BYE MOTHERFUCKERS I'M GOING TO CAMP HAHAHAHA FUCK ALL YOU GUYS I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME WITHOUT YOU YOU CUNTSUCKING BASTARDS HAHAHA

So yeah, I'm going to camp, for 3 weeks, starting tomorrow. I might write something else tomorrow in the morning, if I'm going stir crazy waiting for it, but if I don't, see ya guys in 3 weeks.

It's going to be awesome. This is my 10th year going to that camp, my first year when I was 7, and it's the fucking best place ever.
I can't really explain what we do there and why it's so awesome, because everyone always asks what we do that makes it awesome, and I think the best part about the camp is that I can't really explain it.
It's kinda a general good vibe from a relaxed atmosphere from a lot of great young people gathered in a place with no electronics to fuck everything up, and a lot of great activities to do in a well-facilitated environment.

It's a very unusual camp, in that it's one of like 2 camps in Washington, I think, that are run independently, like not run by like the YMCA or some other organization, just run by a family for a buncha years.
It's also one of very few camps that's like just a general camp, not like football camp or church camp or computer camp, and it's also fairly rustic, running water and flush toilets and lights, yes, but basically no other electronics to speak of.
I love it, because I hate the addiction of places like Facebook, they're just not fulfilling and yet I can't help spend a lot of time on sites like them because they're just addictive.
And it's just a great place.
And it's where I met Daniel, which is kinda both a bad and a good thing.

Basically how it's working is you're a camper in a group from age 7-15, with a counselor and a few other kids your age.
But not this year. This year I'm 16. So I get to be a Camper Leader, or CL.
CL's are similar to campers, in that you're in a group with other CL's, but you make your own schedule, and each of your activities are with other groups, among other things.
My brother, who'll be working there, thinks I might be the only guy CL, or one of 2. That'll be both good and bad, good because it'll be kinda awesome to be the only guy CL, just me and my homie CL counselor, but bad cause I'll be a little lonely, with no other guy CL's to be awesome with me.

Anyway, you guys probably don't care about that.

See ya guys then.

Comments

jeff's picture

Cool...

Have a good time!

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

elph's picture

Ah... That comment from your brother! :)

Since he knows you so well... I'd give it even odds that he may have been feigning a Cockney accent! Think about it...

I'm so envious...

Dracofangxxx's picture

GET SOME ASS

but mostly just have a good time c:
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That's redick!

jeff's picture

Hmm...

Does he not have much of one now?

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

elph's picture

Seriously? :)

My guess (that's all!) is that he's definitely an anterior guy! He's provided numerous not-too-subtle hints in that direction... :)

Anyway, I fully support your suggested coda... and I'd give you even odds that he'll be whistling and humming it for the entire encampment!