Wellie wellie wellie wellie well! I've got great news for all of you!
I'm home all alone this weekend!
Not. That actually fucking sucks. You know, before getting a driver's license, you imagine it'll be awesome, think of all the places you can go!
And where exactly are those places? I haven't seen them. Most places I ever have to go on any regular basis, I either do walk or I could and I just drive cause I can.
You don't really get the sense of freedom you imagine you'll get.
Which would be okay... except now I'm fucking lonely.
That's the problem with camp, it's so fucking awesome and there's so many fucking awesome people there, and then it's over and I'm back home, and all fucking alone.
I had pretty good ideas to keep myself occupied all this week, but now it's pretty well all done.
Now here I am, all by myself, and I have no fucking clue what I'm gonna be doing.
But my bigger problem: my dick. Sitting around, I tend to get bored.
When there's nothing else to think about, what does a teenage boy think about? Sex. Of course.
So, even though I don't want to jack off, I just kinda have to.
And it drives me motherfucking insane.
Honestly, the rest of my life had better not be this horny or I swear I'll fucking castrate myself.
Older members, tell me, does it get better?
That's sometimes why I wish I was a girl.
Now, I've got nothing but time and loneliness. I miss my brother, and everyone else at camp.
I'll have to figure something out to entertain myself until 2 weeks from this Tuesday, when we go to the East Coast, and everything will be awesome, I'll get to see my brother again.
If there was some gay guy about my age that was like exactly like my brother, he wouldn't even have to be cute, I'd so be all over that.
Anyway, g'night guys, I'm gonna go jack off.