I found him.

anarchist's picture

The final boss of the Internet:

Thank you, /b/.

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anarchist's picture

inb4 rules 1 and 2

inb4 rules 1 and 2

elph's picture

Huh?

What are you referring to?

elph's picture

я вас не понимаю!

"I'm the new Russian pirate!" Huh?

Much too raw to even be stimulating. The music, however, not bad!

Or... were you expecting accolades for such discriminating taste?

anarchist's picture

He is the final boss of the Internet.

4chan said so. It must be true.

elph's picture

For me... "boss"

carries a quite negative connotation!

anarchist's picture

Hey, here's something to do:

Buy The Other Syde by Kromestar. It's one of the best albums ever made and you haven't lived if you haven't heard it.

angel syndrome's picture

oh my god what is this

oh my god what is this

elph's picture

It might of actually had some merit...

had he displayed a misbehaving erection! No?

anarchist's picture

I don't think it's meant to have any merit.

It's meant to scare those who dare challenge him.

elph's picture

You know this...

how?

anarchist's picture

He's on the front page of /b/.

Not just anyone gets on the front page of /b/. It means even moot fears him. And moot fears nobody.

elph's picture

I haven't the slightest idea...

of which you speak! :(

anarchist's picture

lurk more

elph's picture

Is that...

who you believe me to be?

So sad!

anarchist's picture

What?

I don't know what you're talking about.

elph's picture

OK!

Then this is an appropriate stopping point! No?

Where is Tycoondashkid when he's so much needed... ?

Bosemaster42's picture

Oooh,

He's so intimidating, seriously?

anarchist's picture

I suppose only a /b/ro recognizes a true threat.

I would make sure you bring a guide from 4chan when you journey into the deep Internet.

anarchist's picture

This is the truth.

It is the secret of the Internet.