I'm such a moody writer,

ElsaGabor's picture

it's highly irritating. I swear every post I make is all:

"UGH MY LIFE I'M SO LONELY AND NOBODY LOVES ME."

Despite the incredibly melodramatic and moody journal I made last week or so, I'm actually doing the best I've been since Freshman Year. I'm actually sober this time, and I haven't even come near to relapsing. I got good grades, good relationships and a great ass so, things are actually okay :)

Honey all I need now is a man; preferably tall, ebony, and good in the sack (which is a given for all them sexy black men ;D) See this is what bugs me: I am quite honestly an attractive individual, I got the looks, the humor, the charm, ect., but because I weigh more than twenty fucking pounds, I can't get a boyfriend. I don't understand how just because you can't count every rib on my frame that all the sudden I'm like Shrek or some shit. And I'm sure anyone reading this is all "Well bitch its cause you ugly," but that is not the case. And anyone who think so can tell that to my blonde hair, blue eyes, full lips, straight nose, and high cheekbones. Okay? Okay. *Snap*

Oh conceit, how you warm up my otherwise heart of ice and coal.

So yeah, my point was to really just say that I'm doing well, but I got pretty off topic. Oh well!

Goodnight everyone!

Hell, I'd do me (LOL)
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hellonwheels's picture

based on that pic...

you are far from ugly, dude. hell, I'd have a one night stand w/ ya ;)

I wouldn't worry about it too much, you'll find someone eventually dude.

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

ElsaGabor's picture

Now that Oasis is finally back online,

just wanted to say that your comment made my day ;D

jeff's picture

Well...

If I have your two ages correct, you might want to rethink that, hell. ;-)

Also, why just a one night stand? Roll the dice, go for more... never know.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

jeff's picture

Hmm...

You'd do you? You do already...

Nice to see what you look like after all these years, girl.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

ElsaGabor's picture

Huh?

Not entirely sure what you mean by "you do already..."

But yes, I thought it was damn time for all of you to gag on my beauty, hunty. :)

jeff's picture

Err...

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." - Alvy Singer, Annie Hall

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

elph's picture

And... lest ye may have forgotten...

for those who pursue the art assiduously, there's the payoff of a much lowered risk of prostate cancer in later years!

Oh... oh... maybe that works for only half of us! :(

ElsaGabor's picture

Ah yes,

Masturbation. Feel pretty stupid for not getting that one :p

elph's picture

Sounds appropriate to me! :)

So... can we now agree that you do know at least one forever-dependable lover who finds your always-effusive responses to his frequent ministrations to be oh so satisfying?

That one flew overhead as well? Surely not! :)

And... yeah: Great pic! 'Tis my misfortune, however, for having been born on another planet.