Oh my GOD, it's like a full page jizz

swimmerguy's picture

I'm sorry, but this guy is really, really hot.

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anarchist's picture

Are you obsessed with him?

Is he a celebrity crush?

swimmerguy's picture

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I abhor the term celebrity crush, as it seems too connected with a certain group of people who fill their tumblrs with pictures of Justin Bieber and professing their undying love for him.
It's weird.

I don't know him, I don't know if he's okay or just a total asshole.
Neither do I obsess over him.
But I do masturbate to him. So I'm not exactly sure what you call that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

elph's picture

Ah... Am I permitted to say...

A very efficacious use?

And... you know, I suspect that he'd be quite pleased to join you (other than metaphorically) in your not-too-infrequent excursions of eye, mind, and hand! :)

btw: I'm confident that you might discover even greater inspiration from this 21-pic slideshow: 2, 6, 12 would work for me (if my memories of being 16 properly serve me).

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm283216128/nm1256602

Please report back on whether I'm right or right! (Comparative volumetric analyses could also prove helpful.)

anarchist's picture

You shouldn't just assume he's gay.

Then again, in your mind, every teenage boy is gay. So that's some solid logic.

elph's picture

Probably not...

but that's why you have a mind! It doesn't serve you well?

Bosemaster42's picture

Yeah,

He is pretty Hot! You call that fantasizing about a guy you find attractive.
Or, in the words of Mr. Slave from South Park-" uh-oooh, Jesus Christ!"

elph's picture

As I scroll across this journal...

I have to admit that with each successive pass, he does seem to be increasingly more appealing! :)

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btw: Something a bit odd about that pic: sometimes it fails to load (its URL, however, remains functional). Reloading the Oasis page is of no help... but other links to ancillary servers seem to be functioning! Strange...