I've been found out

MaddieJoy's picture

Aparently my cousin Jack (who I mistook for a mute) is quite the perceptive guy. So perceptive, in fact, that with only a few well-placed inquiries into my father's involvement with the Boy Scouts, he was able to figure out that I'm gay. I'm not sure exactly what he said, since Dad was a tad intoxicated at the time, but apparently something tipped him off.
Also, my admiration for Portia de Rossi may have alerted my cousins Isaac and Mira...
Anyway, it seems that my cover is pretty much blown. Now I'll just have to sit back and watch what happens.


radiosilence95's picture

Portia de Rossi is

Portia de Rossi is absolutely gorgeous. One of my very very few celebrity crushes, if not my only one. Ellen is one lucky lady.

Don't be too worried. I'm sure things will turn out fine. It could be that nothing happens, since your dad was sloshed when your cousin told him.

hellonwheels's picture

portia de rossi is hot as hell...

Gotta agree. lol. as far as being found out, I wouldn't be too worried about it. if that many know, or suspect it, and they were cool w/ discussing gays in the boys scouts, as it sounds like they were, there may be hope yet.


Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

MaddieJoy's picture

yeah, you're right

& portia is really hot, but I was talking about admiring her from a "she's my rolemodel" perspective. After all, she is a blonde, rich, successful actress who does charity work for animal rights...and, y'know, she's a lesbian. so yeah. But she is hot. If only I were about 10 years older...;)

The ducks will get you!

anarchist's picture

What's so special about Portia de Rossi?

Looks like an average women to me. Nothing remarkable about her appearance.

MaddieJoy's picture

says the negative gay guy

if you were a lesbian you'd understand

The ducks will get you!