Fuck dem tittles.

Nanook's picture

Right, so let's just get this clear. If you don't like what I have to say on the grounds I'm being unbeknowingly insensitive, sorry... Except I don't care. This is my journal. This is about me. It's your choice to take dat shit personally. Don't like it, then
GTFO

ANYWAY! I'm moving out which is BULLSHIT. The fucker over reacted, just because I s'd the D of the kid that he's infatuated in. Like, sorry, not sorry. You don't own his D and you don't own my mouth. So let's pony up and be real people. BUT NOOOOOO! I have to move out. Nevermind the fact I could have pressed charges for assault and then suddenly his furnishing alcohol to a minor, possessions charge and underage drinking charges come back. Which means he wouldn't be able to go to school. Or live. So that's kind of shitty.

But like, the kid went bat shit crazy on me for what? Sleeping with not even his ex-boyfriend. That's right everyone! Tanner and Michael never everrrrr dated! And Tanner is confused as to why Michael is oh so infatuated with him.

Well, all that bullshit aside, I getta live with my parents (AKA, on friend's couches, 'cause FUCK DAT) and move in somewhere new in August. WOOOOOOH! Except I have to move all my plants so many times! And I just feel so bad for 'em!

Okay, yea, my plants are my kids. I have like, over 18 of them, and I've acquired all of them within the past like... year and a half. I just want dem all!lllll!

In other news, I think I might wanna slut it up. Not like, one night stand it. Dem bitches gotta work for dis ass! I like, have a couple guys I've been texting. And like, Tanner is obsessed with me soooooo yea. Ionno, I'm fine with being a needy bitch.

OH OH OH! I ALMOST FORGOT. I saw Michael at my friend's, when he was picking up stuff. I was like, WHAT THE FUCK. Except we didn't look at eachother. He didn't really acknowledge me. It was sooopa awk. I just hope he knows he can stay the fuck away from mah friends. Except, half the people there didn't know we had broken up, so it was mad awksaustastic y'all.

Okay, i'm done. Fo' real. Peace out girl scout!

Comments

elph's picture

If you thought I was insensitive to this predicament...

you were so wrong; I'm not!

The only element I'm not grasping is why you feel obliged to move rather than Michael... that's all!

jeff's picture

Heh...

There was a huge comment thread on the previous post that I subsequently removed, but it is safe to say that message was not to you. ;-)

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Yamamoto's picture

Yes I don't know who it was

Yes I don't know who it was that it could have been for. They must have been a really bad person.

And those who did it know their blame... and any guilt and remorse that they must feel about what they have done. Is worse than any punishment than they might receive.

Well that is all I am going to say about... poor Nanook.

jeff's picture

Eh...

I think you need to let go of the moving thing. You did it to move on and not have to deal with this anymore, so... time to do that.

Sounds like you're single, Tanner's single, and Michael's single. So, if you and T want to S, F, R, L, T and E one another's Ds, As, Bs, and Cs, then Michael will just have to deal with it. Sounds like Tanner isn't interested in Michael's A anyway?

You've already nearly conditioned your sluthood to resembling something respectable, I mean, you know them in advance?! How slutty is that?! ;-) So, all seems fine on that front.

Tell your friends. It isn't a secret. You can leave out the Ds you Sd, though, since that was already post-breakup.

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Yamamoto's picture

Ah Karma at work here...

Ah Karma at work here... F'ing ass.... taking names... and sucking D's....

Only without taking the names. Well maybe lessons will be learned next time, and frankly if I were you, I just would have brought up all that crap he did to you and made him move out. Obvious he had fewer people on his side... I mean what he is going to do... lay a hand on you. Fuck that... at that point you can beat him into the hospital. :P

I am curious though. Why does your friend group seem like a bunch of drama queens? Are all gay guys like this... except me? Oh and you got to hook me onto the secret on how to get as many people to fuck and suck as it sounds like you do bro... because man... you must have some serious lock jaw from the amount of Ds it sounds like you get in the M if we are playing a letter game here. That is not a joke, but a serious question. How in the fuck do you get that much.

Nanook's picture

Again, don't elevate

Again, don't elevate yourself. My life is dramatic, because it's drug and alcohol infused, and because I'm very social. Combine homosexuality, substances and being a real person, and suddenly life happens.

And I know how to attract people. I know how to hook them. I placate their ego and then challenge it. I use my sex appeal and beauty. I am attractive. I know it. I am fit (somehow). I weigh 150, and am five nine. I have a level of sophistication, I have a lot of culture and class. I know how to make a guy know I have my shit together with money, but I don't make it central.

In short, I'm hot, I'm wealthy, I'm funny, and I know how to play mind games.

Yamamoto's picture

Was not even trying to

Was not even trying to elevate myself. I was seriously asking for advice, because I am a loser, who thinks about sex on a constant biases enough to the point that it gets in the way of life. Yeah I can function, but no matter what I am doing, I am thinking about sex non stop... and everyone I meet is simply that to me. Just a potential something to fuck... not that they will ever know. I am just that good at keeping everything hidden.

I seriously wanted to know how I could start getting laid as much as you do and the consequences be damned. So it seems all I need to do is work out, get my job with my degree, learn how to tell jokes, and well... I got the mind games on lock down. I also take so many meds that are supposed to react with alcohol, but I have drank before and it doesn't effect me badly in anyway that I can see. So maybe I need to add that one to, since I don't really care if it kills me in the first place. I mean your life sounds like a blast so emulating it seems like a sure thing to turn my dull one around.

Thanks Nanook. Your a real nice guy to tell me your secret and again I am not being sarcastic in any of this. It is a truly serious post.

jeff's picture

But...

You've somehow gotten life backwards, and are asking for help in doing something Nanook and most likely no one else has done.

Nanook isn't skinny, cute, educated, funny, social, drunk or high in some massive ploy to get laid (Thommy, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, heh). These are all things he did normally, and they get him laid as a result.

Sexual interest/attention/activity is a by-product of living properly and socially.

You're supposed to work out, get a job, be social, and engage with people. Those aren't meant to be part of some intricate scheme, they are just how people live their lives.

There is no secret.

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Yamamoto's picture

Yes jeff, but what you are

Yes jeff, but what you are saying only really matters for nuro-typical people.

Also they are only for people who enjoy taking the time to learn humor that is not extremely dark and sometimes very offensive (Basically humor that can be used in general situations), who enjoy the company of people (I hate humans, and frankly most of my porn is of furries, but they are not real and so I am willing to be fucked in the ass or suck off the next best thing available.) I hate working out, and frankly don't give a shit about what I look like or frankly about my hygiene in most cases... because that kind of stuff is an annoying waste of time. I don't like drinking and getting high either, but if they serve a social purpose then so be it....

Sex becomes a massive ploy to get laid jeff when it is the only thing that you have which motivates you to do all of those things. So if they are simply just the way that people live there lives, then well I am simply living my life trying to get laid and finally rid myself of a very extreme and I believe (Though my shrinks won't listen) dangerous inferiority complex.

Our world has become too technologically advance to be of any interest to me beyond this one thing. If was living in the year 1700 or the 1600s things would be the shit... especially given my current socioeconomic status. Back then there was still stuff to explore and government didn't regulate all the fun stuff... like the owning of exotic animals... and frankly if I had the cash I could have my own boat and go get myself killed while having adventures, or retire with interesting stories to tell. You can do that today, but anything you do today pales in comparison and is a crappy illusion of trying to do the same shit... so that is my reason for thinking the way I do. So don't tell me there is anything else interesting in this world to do or to fawn over...

jeff's picture

But...

You are asking advice of neuro-typical people, though.

If you just want to figure out how to have sex without doing any of these things that most people do (or attempt to) as a matter of course, then it's easy: hire someone.

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Yamamoto's picture

I wasn't asking that

I wasn't asking that question.... I was asking what it is that people do in order to get sex and frankly you brushed it off in a rude way. No Jeff the things you said are not how people 'live' there lives and as a bi-product get sex. I know people who don't do some of those things and get laid. There has got to be some master plan involved that people are doing to get laid and frankly I want to know what it is.

I have done everything right for a long time. I have gotten a good education. I have worked hard. I dress nice. I do my best to look as decent as I can, given I do have off days when depression makes it hard to take shower, but that is not very often. I take my meds. I get treatment for my mental illness... I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I do everything that could possibly help me be an attractive mate... and yet I see the worse people around me, who do bad things all the time getting laid all the time around me... and taking advantage of other people... and hell look at them... IT MAKES ME SO MAD. I mean really... what is the point of doing the right thing when you just get nothing for it... I have nothing to show for it. NOTHING. I am more angry and hateful towards the world when I am coming out of college then when I went in, and believe me jeff I tried... oh I have never tried so hard to be social in my life.

jeff's picture

Well...

I didn't brush it off. I answered it. Hire a sex worker and you're laid tomorrow. I have friends who are sex workers, so I don't have a negative viewpoint on them.

I don't think most people come up with a series of manipulations and plans to do things in which they are otherwise disinterested so that they can have sex as their only objective.

I think you are creating something specific to you, and assuming everyone else has the same thing and is just unwilling to help you out. Except, no one else has such a master plan.

We're not holding out on you. We don't have the information you're asking for.

UPDATE: This reply written before you added the second paragraph above. But, it's bedtime now. Start a separate journal on this, though.

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Yamamoto's picture

I don't live in an area were

I don't live in an area were the male sex worker is readily available and if they where I wouldn't know were to find them. Frankly I would have taken this opinion already if it were available, and really using it a few times would have solved a lot of problems. No... It would just cause guilt issues... over things having been done the easy way, and none of my pain to get this far in life having been justified.

While you may not believe me... I came to college for that reason. I don't give a shit about a job or money. I came to college, so that I get a education and make myself more attractive in the way that is best for me because I have a lot of psychical disfigurements, which can only be fixed so far, but that doesn't mean I will settle.

What do you mean by that? About the everyone not having a master plan thing. And the me creating something specific to me...

Are you saying that there is no way for me to figure out what I need to do to get what I want...?

UPDATE: Why... If I do that then people here will just call me an insane mad man. Besides no one really wants to help, because they are all getting what they want, and don't want to tell people like me...

jeff's picture

Heh...

No one lives where there are no male sex workers. I'm curious if you go on rentboy.com if there are really no locals. ;-)

My view on sex, relationships, etc. is that they are the result of being someone people want to be around in general. People who are driven, passionate, have interests, etc, and of course, hot, attractive, etc., can also help, too.

But these people didn't break it down and find something to be interested in, something to be passionate about, something to do as a hobby, etc., etc., as a means to find sex, relationships, etc.

So, you can't look at the people having sex and try and trace back why they are able to have it, and use that as some blueprint, because the choices they made about who they are was unlikely to have been informed by sexual motivations. I mean, sure, if you go the gym and look good, that can make a less interesting person more sexually attractive, but that isn't how it works.

And that seems how you want it to work.

But, start your own journal on this stuff. There is almost nothing here connected to Nanook at this point, except he had sex, and the whole site is based on sexual orientation, so that's hardly unique. ;-)

I'm not commenting here anymore.

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Yamamoto's picture

You obviously have little

You obviously have little knowledge of anyone with Asperger... I mean it really shows... because if you did, you would understand my obsession for finding out the reason people are able to do it... piece by piece. But I will explain more in PMs and other journals...

jeff's picture

Well...

I've never claimed to know anything about Asperger's, so that's not really surprising.

I started a journal in your name. I'm not a huge fan of PMs. I'm more of a public commenter.

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Yamamoto's picture

Hmmm your a public

Hmmm your a public commenter... I wonder why...

Bosemaster42's picture

Yeah Nanook,

Sounds like this Mike was just using you, which sucks, obviously. I would avoid him altogether. Maybe something could develop with Tanner, but that's your call bro.

jeff's picture

Hmm...

Not sure of the timeframe, and Thommy didn't mention its length on here, but this was a pretty longish relationship. Several years, if I am recalling properly...

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Bosemaster42's picture

Yeah,

I gathered it was a long relationship, but it still sounds like he was using him. You know, using his car to hook-up with another guy and lying about it.
I mean, if you suddenly don't feel the same about someone, it makes more sense to tell them and get that part over with. It sucks having to honest like that, hurting someone's feelings and all. I would have to believe it's better than the alternative. On the other hand, he did hook-up with one of his other boyfriends, so there's that, but I wouldn't associate with Mike anymore or live with him.

Yamamoto's picture

That was what I said

That was what I said originally, but some people just can't handle the truth you know.

Nanook's picture

Yama, what gets people to

Yama, what gets people to like you is by not trying to get someone to like you. I NEVER EVER go after someone infatuated with me or someone trying desperately. That's bad news central. Humility is the most attractive thing for me. I don't parade around about my money. Sure I have pretty American expresses but I don't flaunt them. I don't flaunt my beauty. I don't flaunt my body. I know that having a good body generally interests people. That's why I style my hair. But above all, I act like myself and I don't force myself into friendships. If I don't want to do something, I don't. I don't like E. I don't do it. People will respect that and being able to say no is attractive.

Yamamoto's picture

I used to think like that

I used to think like that Nanook... but I stopped doing that, because it never worked. Doing that only seems to work when you are attractive, do have money, and basically a laundry list of things people want so you don't have to try. When your like me, and everything is working against you then you do. If I were to not care, then I wouldn't ever leave my room because I hate to socialize. It is just too emotionally painful, even successful socialization. I just don't like the extreme anxiety that goes with it. My interest are extremely narrow, so I can't usually help, but be surprised when someone actually likes the same things. Anyone would be. Again if I didn't force myself into friendship then I wouldn't have any... Because I don't enjoy them. You see my entire life is spent acting like what I am not to be successful in a society that requires socialization to get by. I am sorry, but the my reason for doing all my socialization is that one overarching goal, which I recently came to a realization during a shrink appointment is not achievable given my inability to emotionally attach myself to people.

radiosilence95's picture

Just popped in five days

Just popped in five days late to say that when I first saw the journal title, I thought it said, "Fuck dem titties" and I giggled.