A transcript of a recent conversation (with myself) in my inbox (read from bottom up, obviously)

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From: Perhaps We Shou...
To: Perhaps We Shou...
Subject: Re: I'm sending me a message
Date: 24 September, 2013 - 10:01am

HOH HOH HOH HO- *KABLAMMOOWIEBANGPOWZINGWHOOSHPOP*
> ONLY THE TWO! DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
> > BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T MADE ENOUGH HENSON REFERENCES IN THIS CONVERSATION! DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
> > > Let's take the Henson way out and blow this mothafucka of a conversation to high heaven!
> > > > I seriously don't know how to stop this conversation on a suitably comedic note.
> > > > > I'll say! DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
> > > > > > I TOTALLY NEED A FUCKING LIFE I'M MESSAGING MYSELF ON A FUCKING WEBSITE THAT'S FUCKING PATHETIC!
> > > > > > > DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
> > > > > > > > DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
> > > > > > > > > It isn't Christmas, you sod! ... It's HANUKKAH!
> > > > > > > > > > MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU OLD FUCKER!
> > > > > > > > > > > HOH HOH HOH
> > > > > > > > > > > > DOH HOH HOH HOH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll drink to anything! DOH HOH HOH HOH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll drink to that!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To the sheer ridiculousness of this exchange!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What shall we drink to?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Indeed. Let us celebrate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cheers to that!

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elph's picture

Maybe we should...

Interesting... my email program (Mac Mail) won't allow me to send a message to myself. Inexplicably, if I'm responding to an email on which I'm listed as a CC, that will be fed back to me! Go figure...

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Well

This was done via the Oasis messaging system, so I dunno much about Mac Mail. I'm much more knowledgeable about MacBeth. And Macintosh apples. And Mackle, my ex. And...

Yeah I'll stop now.

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In conclusion,

I am the Walrus, koo-koo kachoo. Q.E.D., bitches.

jeff's picture

Weird...

You want us to start on bottom?!

Good thing we didn't have a bet going, I would have lost some money...

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Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Funnily enough,

I almost never bottom, and I'm mostly a ridiculously unforgiving dom. So...

Knees, floor, now.

* * *

In conclusion,

I am the Walrus, koo-koo kachoo. Q.E.D., bitches.