The conversation lasted about 5 minutes, I think. Maybe less.
Me: I want to tell you something.
Mom: What did you do?
(she said it in this kind of accusatory tone, which I don't understand because I literally never get into trouble, except for a couple of computer viruses a while ago and being behind on my schoolwork.)
Me: No, it's not like that. I want to be honest with you out of respect.
Mom: Oh, okay.
(she had this really amused tone like this was going to be a joke.)
Me: I'm bisexual.
Mom: Alright. What works for you, works for me.
Me: Okay then...glad we had this chat.
Mom: ...but I still want grandchildren.
So, yeah, that's it. This is pretty much my mom to a T, supportive no matter what, but not really emotional. I'm happy :)