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Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

So. Fucking. Bored. Nobody to talk to, nobody to play with, nobody to even make snide comments about being BORED to. I'M SO FUCKING BORED. Hellishly so. I swear to Goddess I'm gonna fucking deep-fry my neighbor's little kid, too, if the little blond shit doesn't SHUT THE FUCK UP. God I hate children. Not only are they perfect little sociopaths, they're useless and waste far more resources than they create. *adventurer voice* Overpopulation problems, ho! *normal angry voice* Obviously killing and eating them is the solution. But even then I wouldn't be less BORED, only less PESTERED by their intrusive cuteness.

I AM SOOOOOO BORED!

I'm also a little hazy, thanks to my habit of waking up late. But mostly I'm just bored.

As soon as I get that accordion, I'm doing a fucking street performance in full costume. That'll be interesting, fun, and possibly profitable if people decide to throw money into a box, or something. I dunno if that's legal but why the fuck not? AT LEAST I WON'T FEEL LIKE I'M BEING CRUSHED BY HOURS OF MASSIVELY UNINTERESTING STUPIDITY.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUCKMUFFINS! SOMEBODY FUCKING ENTERTAIN MEEEEE.

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jeff's picture

In many cities...

You'd need a license to be a street performer, and have a specific spot. In others, not as much, you'd just get told to "move along" by the cops every so often...

Hmm, I'm at a loss as to the appropriate way to tell a trans girl to play with her dick if she's bored. Are you in the camp where it's still a dick, or a massive clit, or that which must not be spoken about?

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

I'm in the camp...

Where it's pretty much a dick, but I occasionally refer to it as a tumor for my amusement.

In any case, I would, but that's actually really boring right now, too.

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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

Err...

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Somehow...

I knew that was what was gonna be said.

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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

Well...

You've been on the site for a long time, you know my patterns. ;-)

Plus, look on the bright side, it's a small enough tumor that you don't need to get it removed...

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

swimmerguy's picture

I see

someone's trying to rival my titles as longest on the site... Mine are still much better though :P

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Sure

You keep telling yourself that, sweetie. <3 One day you'll realize that the great Greer Stewart can never be bested.

If I wanted to have dramatic pretentious title for this post maybe I'd have called it 'All Play and No Work makes Jack a Dull Girl', or 'Alas! the ennui swallows me whole and spits out nothing but my slowly beating, blackened heart. Shall nobody preserve my spirit? Slowly, slowly my heart ceases to beat!' or 'Put Lipstick and Mascara and The Spotlight on Me'.

Hm. Scratch that last one. It's way too melodramatic.

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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

She...

can't be bested, but she can be topped.

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Hmm...

That an offer? ;)

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

Well...

I was going more for setup.

I stay out of things while you're illegal...

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Illegal?

Sweetie, I turned eighteen in August.

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

!!!

Check your pm's.

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Theyyyy're all seen?

Nothing new there. Just PMs I've seen already.

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

Hehe...

Shh... I try to give the illusion of being a perv, darling.

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Indeed.

So do I. Well, it's USUALLY an illusion.

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

appletime's picture

Actually, she can't be

Actually, she can't be topped ;) Trying never ends well.

appletime's picture

meant to reply to Greer. I

meant to reply to Greer. I clearly do not understand this website.

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

OUR HERO, LADIES AND MENTLEGEN

Hi Carson. XD

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.