So. Fucking. Bored. Nobody to talk to, nobody to play with, nobody to even make snide comments about being BORED to. I'M SO FUCKING BORED. Hellishly so. I swear to Goddess I'm gonna fucking deep-fry my neighbor's little kid, too, if the little blond shit doesn't SHUT THE FUCK UP. God I hate children. Not only are they perfect little sociopaths, they're useless and waste far more resources than they create. *adventurer voice* Overpopulation problems, ho! *normal angry voice* Obviously killing and eating them is the solution. But even then I wouldn't be less BORED, only less PESTERED by their intrusive cuteness.
I AM SOOOOOO BORED!
I'm also a little hazy, thanks to my habit of waking up late. But mostly I'm just bored.
As soon as I get that accordion, I'm doing a fucking street performance in full costume. That'll be interesting, fun, and possibly profitable if people decide to throw money into a box, or something. I dunno if that's legal but why the fuck not? AT LEAST I WON'T FEEL LIKE I'M BEING CRUSHED BY HOURS OF MASSIVELY UNINTERESTING STUPIDITY.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUCKMUFFINS! SOMEBODY FUCKING ENTERTAIN MEEEEE.