Right so let's go nutters

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

So I was watching a movie to-day (specifically it was a pornograpic movie because why the fuck not) and I started wondering about why the things that are are the things that are, yea?

In other news, the past is rather fractured. And when I say fractured I mean flexible. And when I say flexible I mean flexible in the same way that a piece of hot glass is flexible so long as you don't try to bend it too hard and make it snap. I know this because half of the things I say aren't true until I say them, at which point they're true because I decide that they always were. It really works! Call now and you'll receive a free waffle- it slices, dices, and makes Julie-Anne fries! I dunno who Julie-Ann is, or why I want to make her French-fries, but maybe she's cute and I want to get in her pants. I'm okay with that.

TELEKINETIC BOOK DUMPING. IT IS S&M DAY AT THE FIELD MUSEUM.

Dear God: why are you not real? Can I make you real? I bet I could. I bet if I thought hard enough you would be. But knowing my head you'd come out more like Klaus Kinski's version of Don Lope Aguirre. Which could be kinda cool, from a certain point of view. If I do that could I have a tree-boat? I'm okay with that. I like boats, and trees, and tree-houses, and so why not a boat-tree-house?

WHO THE FUCK IS ALAN ALDA

Also I think that a pair of hips would make for a great hat.

Can I pleeeease go to the bathroom?

I don't know, can you?

WELL THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING YOU STUPID MORON WITHIN THIS CONTEXT 'CAN' IS BASICALLY SHORT FOR 'AM I CAPABLE OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITHIN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES WITHOUT NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES AS A RESULT OF MY ACTION.

I

AM

A

HUNGRY,

HUNGRY

HIPPOPOTAMUS.

GIVE ME MAAAARBLES! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comments

anarchist's picture

please

Are you high?

elph's picture

If not...

A pretty good imitation... wouldn't you agree?

anarchist's picture

no

i dont know what to believe anymore

elph's picture

Is there a "disconnect"...

between "subject" and "text?" :)

anarchist's picture

yeah

i din know what 2 put in da subj line

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Nope

Just writing what popped into my head. When I'm high I make much more sense.

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

anarchist's picture

okay

then why did you post it here?

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Well...

Why exactly WOULDN'T I post it here? XD

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

So...

You usually post high then?

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

I wish.

I truly do.

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

With the current...

inactivity on the site, I really would suggest you not ask us for bathroom permission. By the time someone gets to responding, it could be messy.

I know how you subs can get a bit literal about things...

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

Perhaps We Should Leave's picture

Huh

I'm not actually a very good sub. I enjoy it for short periods of time, but in the end I'm much more of a dom, and enjoy that far more.

* * *

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

jeff's picture

I rarely...

let reality interfere in writing what amuses me.

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"You don't know you're beautiful." - Harry Styles

elph's picture

I haven't a clue!

Should I devote any time to trying to make sense out of any of this? :)