I think I remember his lame excuses too
Yes, I am finally able to get back to Oasis. The months of November and December are especially tough in terms of getting columns out. Decembers deadline is November 15, which just happens to run into term-paper season and on to turkey day. Januarys deadline is December 15, which just happens to run into the holiday shopping rush. All in all, a rough time to be spending extra time at the keyboard. Anyway, Im happy to be contributing again.
Im especially glad to see how many people are writing for this past Januarys columns! I think its great to have fresh columnists in the mix. Its always pleasing to have different views, writing styles, and stories to read. I get tired of the same old stuff (read: crap).
Free Association Nonsense
College is fun. Fun is college. I can read. I can go to class. I can learn. I can learn Spanish. Spanish is hard. Grammar is hard. I dont know English grammar. How can I learn Spanish grammar? Sentences are complex. English is complex. I like English. I like to write. I like to write complex English. I try to write complex Spanish. I cannot write complex Spanish. This annoys me. Spanish annoys me. I am studying Spanish. College is fun.
Simple Pleasures for a Southern Boy
Mikes Words of Advice
1. Never take central heating for granted.
2. Get yourself a hobby to fill your time well before you begin contemplating whether Cousin Itt has a hairy back.
Question of the Month
As you all well know, I wasnt able to post the findings of my survey from November. Truth be told, I dont exactly remember all the responses, but the general consensus was that most people find those around four years their younger attractive. For example, if you were 25, you would like the late teens/early twenties. Of course this isnt blanket. Nothing is if you really think about it.
Now on to this months:
Should there be something invented to protect the nuts during sex? Condoms protect your willy, but if herpes can be contracted by physical contact and the nuts generally like to hang low, whats to prevent the rest of the tackle from getting the disease?
There shouldnt be any cries of discrimination from the female sex about this. I feel it has equal implications in the bisexual world or, if they are lesbian, their lover having prior heterosexual activity. Yeah, yeah, its gross. Quick, somebody create a rating board for Oasis! We cannot allow the youth of America to be corrupted! As always, send me your opinion at the address below.
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Thanks for spending the energy on my column. I promise, they get better as I get deeper into the semester. During the summer months, well, we wont go there. Drop me a line, anyone, anytime. I always read and respond to my emails, no matter how intoxicated I am.
Until next time,