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skiing and self inducedd orgasms

thats what ive done today. and i feel exhausted yet epic.

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amazing

those of you who know me will know waht a weird taste of music i have. generally i will be able to pick out one of two songs from any artist that i like. ive never found an artist whom makes music of which i enjoy all of it. my ipod is a weird mottly group of one or two songs from anyone. i have two of beethovens symponies, behind blue eyes(the who) mad world(gary jules) and a couple of songs from halo, among others. but i dont have a single complete set. but now ive found one. this band called 10 years. ive been listening to there album, feeding the wolves and wow. i like it! all of it!

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minecraft

yep, im playing minecraft. and it has mad me worried about myself. cuase the second i realizzed i had red and balck blocks, i thoguht I MUST BUILD A CATHEDRAL TO SATAN! the seoncd thought being: wtf is wrong with me? but i did it anyway, and now a massiv satan temple dominates the landscape. but im going to build new jerusaluem on the other side and seperate them by water, so i guess that justifies it?

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weird feelings....

cant identify them besides using the vague word "bad" to describe them. but i cant pinpoint the cuase of unrest. probley just(as usaul) sick of heterosexual society. i bet all my friends think im th biggest know it all bicth in the world about how i go one about heterosexaul soicety, and inequality, and gun control, and capitalism and cummunism and muslims and christians and homophobia and harvey milk and dday of silence and how americans glorify certain sports i wont mention wayyyy to much *cough*football*cough*andbaseballabit*cough*
goodness, i complain about alot of things apperently :P

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why!?

why do i do this? i dont dislike homework, in fact its a nice change from commanding massive armies and fighting zombies (medeival total war and left 4 dead 2) so why do i start doing a very, very important homework assighnment, but screw around and dont finish it. ill probley get down to buisness at 8 and only finish about 40% before then. i could steam throught this in an hour or two, while listening to music and being on here, and have all day to wacth the matrix triliogy, but i wont for some reason, but i dont know what that reason is! why do i stall when i dont dislike the work?

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:/ mexico...

i go back tommorow. home...finally home! yes fuck you mexico, im going the hell home! and you cant force me to be here any longer. you, mexico, are a warm country, and i think you do it on purpose to torment me. i think you take joy in my prespiring form trying to make my body go numb in a freezing shower. i wont have to preach about bloody godly things i dont agree with anymore. just blissful blissful school. how i miss those halways of learning. hear that mexico, i win! no more military men with shotguns entering hotel to search for guatomolens.

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hehe mexico

mmmm my translater is so sexi *melts* goodness he smells so good. i just want to kneel down infront of him to....play jacks you dirty people XD but he has a gf :/ thats better tho. it would be awful to find a great sexi smart guy in mexico, then have to leave him.

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goodbye you guys :/

tommorow i leave for mexico for three weeks. its a mission trip, so every other night im suposed to preach to about 700 people about something i may or may not even think is true. that should be fun. at least ill have two of my best friend with me. i may not have wifi down there, so if i dont, i love you guys! all of you be good while im gone, ok?

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aww, my old friend returns....

that burning of jealousy and desire in my stomach. and i thought id killed that old bastard.

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THE gay guy.

yeah, to most of my friends i am THE gay guy. well acauley THE gay person for that matter. its rather agravating. cuase the expect me to know everything about anything gay EVER.
and they expect me to have an omnipotent gaydar. omnipotent. i do rather like that word.

oh and why do people think its necessary to tell me "your the only gay person ive ever known!" i understand maybe the first time they figure it out. but then up to 4 times afterwards as well *ripps at own hair*

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evaded rage.

so my friend from the highschool i would have gone to today told me how in bible calss they are talking about gayity, and the teacher iss all agaisnt it and making the calss itno hateful bigots. and they say WE convert children *rolls eyes* im sooo glad i didnt go there, cuase i would have flown into a rage and idk if i could have resisted striking the teacehr and certain classmates. at very least i would have stormed out and slammed the door to a terriying loudness.

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i wonder about odd things....

i wonder....
-how they seal jars
-what people would do if i died/wasnt born
-if ill manage to make it on my own
-if i get married, what his name/looks/personality/likes and dislikes will be
-why society deamed dresses as womens atire. they are so comfortable...
-if any of the people i know are gonna turn out to be gay when they get older
-what my cat thinks
-if i went crazy and created my own dilusional world, would i be happy there
-if anyone has ever had a secret crush on me
-what my ferrets would do if they escaped the house
-what it would feel like to die

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*sigh*

you know whats agravating? when a girl obbsesivley likes you! and ive told her so many times im gay, i dont like girls, im not going to date a girl, and i cant and dont want to change, EVER! why wont she understand that im not the boy to chase after?
expansion: so after i told her "i does not like you cuase you a women!" from the moon and back, she decided that i was jsut playing hard to get so that she would offer to have sex with me *facepalm* and of course i deny it and shes all like "dont deny it cuase i know its true"
...wommen...just...women, idk what to even say...

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the shrimp agenda D:

hurry, we must halt the shrimp before they destroy families and bring about the end of society D:
http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.godhatesshrimp.com%2F&h...
hehe great site that just porves how STUPID the realioges argument are, and how hypocritical they are as well.

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odd thought

a school composed completley of oasis members. what a image. what do you guys think of this?

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