My mom is being a stupid bitch. AGAIN. She just got back from a week-long trip to Louisiana, broke up with her boyfriend, and is going back in a couple of days to stir up more shit. What is she, a 12-year-old attention whore?
Oh, and you know what else she did? She removed/unliked /whatever'd all the pro-gay pages she was ever a fan of or whatever on facebook. I wonder what this means. :| I noticed it recently, and it has been bothering me a bit ever since.
FCG: Hey... You know, you're really sexy.
FCG's Friend: Not as sexy as you!
FCG: I left you some videos on your computer. Did you like them?
FCG's Friend: Oh, yeah, I did. They were pretty hot... I'm so excited for our date, by the way!
FCG: Me too! I love you!
FCG's Friend: I bet I love you more!
WHY? Just... WHY?
What in the hell did she leave on this chick's computer? No, I don't think I want to know. Barf. This is the girl she was "going on a date with" before it got canceled a few weeks ago. Haha! Of course, that only makes one wonder even more what those videos were. I don't want to think about it anymore. Please, someone pass the brain bleach.
The amount of people that look like French Class Girl is seriously disturbing to me. Today, I was in Walmart, and there was this girl there who had the exact same hair and eyes as her, and I almost thought she was her from a distance. This, combined with the fact that one of my friends saw a French Class Girl lookalike at a restaurant last week and the fact that I once saw one at a restaurant too, leads me to believe that there may be a French Class Girl convention soon. I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what happens there. D:
I have such a headache right now. (They seem to be really common lately. I am also occasionally having pains in my neck, so maybe that's related.) Still, I am laughing my ass off at French Class Girl. She had "If you like this status, I'll tell you why I hate you" as her facebook status, and one of the girls she is OBSESSED with liked it. I am contemplating liking it. I wonder what she would say to me? x3 Probably something along the lines of "I hate you because you always told me it's okay to be gay! Also, you are a dirty liberal, and your mom is hot!"
Before I get to my usual nonsense post, I want to tell you guys something bad... My friend is sick. Like, REALLY sick. Her facebook status earlier was that she is going to the hospital, which is where she is right now. I said I hoped she felt better, but I am so, so worried about her. I just wanted to share that. :'(
She finally got her phone, but obviously right now I can't talk to her. I am worrying myself to death, though. I wish there was something I could do.
It's the 11th, I think. Which is in 12 minutes! YAAAY!
I've had a headache all day. :c Ughhh. I had some interesting adventures today, though. Like the fact that I found medicine in my grandma's house that is as old as I am. I wish I was kidding... It expired in January 1995. I was born in November 1994. It seems like she never throws anything away.
My mom just called me and ordered me to come home on Wednesday. I don't want to see her stupid fucking God warrior, Bible-humping face. Not today, not Wednesday, not EVER. (Oh, and hey Mom, guess what? Granny told the racist church about your little God oil ritual, and even they think you're a crazy cultist freak! Everyone hates you!) I don't care if she says she'll stop doing the God oil crap in my room. There's not a damn thing she can do to make me ever want to see her face again.
As much as little kids bother me, sometimes they can have a rare moment of complete and total epic awesome. This occurred today.
9-year-old: Tell me about weird people, Super Duck.
Me: Weird people? Well, uh, there was this girl in my French class who thinks my mom is super freaking awesome and would tell me so every chance she got. She also likes for her friends to touch her hair every day, and she always wrecks her car.
9-year-old: IS SHE GAY, SUPER DUCK?
Me: Wait, what? Did you just ask...
9-year-old: Is she GAY?
Me: Well, yeah, probably, but she's what you'd call "in Closetland."
The emphasis she put on "gay" was pretty hilarious, I'm not gonna lie.
You know what I hate most about little kids? The fact that they beat on the door and yell to come in and get stuff while you're trying to look at sexy stuff on the internet. Man, I hate that. I mean, I have a lock and all, but seriously?! Why can't they play with the shit they brought with them?
I... I just left home for I don't even know how long. I'm so scared right now. After my mom dragged me to that church thing, I spotted my grandma and told her that I had to leave my house. We went back to my house as my mom was preparing to take my sister out to eat lunch, and I hurriedly gathered some stuff, hoping my mom wouldn't suspect that I was leaving. She probably did, though, because she touched my backpack and I slapped her hand away and left quickly. I still have to sneak back in there to get my toothbrush, my cellphone charger, and possibly my Nintendo 64.
So, my mom's a stupid fucking bitch, but that's not really new. We had an argument at 3 AM. Yes, really. I was about to go to bed and taking my cup of water back to the kitchen, and she randomly informed me that I must go to my sister's Vacation Bible School church play thing. Umm... how about no? :D
I'm sorry, but that is THE RACIST CHURCH. I haven't set foot in there in maybe four years, and I sure as shit don't plan on it now. I've never been in a place more evil, more full of hatred. I was raised to be a civilized girl, and any civilized person is too good for that shit. No, I don't care that the xenophobic old guy isn't going to be delivering one of his "sermons." It's still the racist, sexist, and homophobic church, and I will NOT go. Fuck that!
I'm not sure if I should be laughing because FCG's friend thinks everyone who doesn't follow his religion is ignorant or if I should be laughing because he said FCG "most certainly isn't ignorant!"
FCG, not ignorant... Hahaha! Good one, dude!
The whole thing that brought that on was that FCG was mad and bitter and pissed off and posted a status, and then my mom commented and was all like, "FCG GO READ THE BIBLE" and then that guy appeared. He was all, "FCG KNOWS BIBLE FCG MOST CERTAINLY ISN'T IGNORANT LIKE ATHEIST!!!1"
I am so, so, soooo sick of my mother. UGH. I can't stand that fucking woman. I can't understand how she has any friends at all or why our favorite weirdo from French class desperately wants to have sex with her. Really, really late last night, she came into my room with a bottle of this oily-looking stuff. I was a little confused at first, but then I remembered what it was and got PISSED.
She occasionally does this weird thing where she goes around the house and mumbles to herself and rubs oil on the walls. I've politely asked her to skip my room, but she refuses to listen, so I got mad.
Geometry Buddy knows French Class Girl. This is somehow hilarious. I've never seen them talk or anything. They didn't have any classes together either. He's completely normal, so there's no way he met her outside of school doing whatever it is FCG does. Hmm. Maybe he feels bad for her!
Did I tell you guys she got a job at a swimming pool? Worst place ever for her to work, right? She gets to be around hot, half-naked girls allll day. I'm not sure if I should just say she's a lucky bitch or if I should call the manager person and tell them to keep an eye on the girl with the cannibal-rapist smile.
So today I met the elusive Mom's Friend's Daughter. I've been to my mom's friend's house lots of times, but somehow I have never been there at the same time as her. She randomly hugged me. She's warm and smells nice. Good combo. ;D
Anyway, I just had iced coffee and cake. I've eaten nothing but junk since I've been in Louisiana. Well, no, I had a salad with dinner. Mostly junk, then. I am so bloated and disgusting-feeling. First thing I will do when I get home is exercise.
Tomorrow we are going to see my mom's boyfriend's kids. My mom always complains about him lately. It's irritating.