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testament to youth in verse

Well, first of all...

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cuntsucking fucktards

Seriously, fuck the Supreme Court, with a rolled-up barbed wire fence, covered in lemon juice, and lubricated with nothing but rock salt and caltrops.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/top-super-pac-donors-may_n_1628...

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i'm off to wall street, don't wait up

“If you find yourself struggling with sexual temptations, including feelings of same-gender attraction, do not give in to those temptations. Be assured that you can choose to avoid such behavior. You can receive the Lord’s help as you pray for strength and work to overcome the problem. As part of this process, you should seek counsel from your bishop or branch president. He will help you” (True to the Faith, 31).

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the cat's in the bag, and the bag's in the river, fuck me


I haven't written on here in what seem like a while. I could check exactly how long it's been, but I don't really care that much.

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To Fathers Day

I love my dad.
But it doesn't always show.

It can't, really. He's gone a lot, working. He works every weekday pretty well from 7 to 7, and he spends a lot of the time he has at home, after his shower, either up in the office, doing I dunno what, it very well might be work related, or maybe porn related, or any other kind.

The weekends are better. He still works sometimes on the weekends, and then sometimes he's off on a bike ride, but most of the weekends he's at least here for 1 whole day.
Sometimes that doesn't matter, he spends time in the office too or I'm off somewhere.

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Barnacle Goose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKHg4BKc16M
(Uhhhk, Jeff, Youtube don't do old embed code anymore, so yeah)

So, I figured, since my journals have recently been either nonexistent or political, I'd grace upon you all a journal about my personal homosexuality, as that's putatively the point of this site, and I rarely bother with it anymore.

That's mostly because to me, gayness and straightness has become such a non-issue, I'm always surprised whenever I hear things about like Gay marriage is now legal in wherever! and I'd kinda forgotten that that was still an issue.

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Fucked for Life

Great song.

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Guzmán 2013

I just wrote this on Facebook:

So, Kony 2012. Who remembers that?
It certainly seems to have died down.
And now that it has, I can evaluate it better.

The first time I saw their video I instantly supported it and posted it on my FB wall, something I wish I'd waited to do. I wish I'd actually really looked at the issue and the charity, rather than taking what they say wholesale.
I know now that Joseph Kony's glory days are long past, his lieutenants are being captured, and he himself is running around the jungle with a militia of about 500, and also no longer in Uganda.

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You know, it's odd...

http://www.myspace.com/andreasbehrendt/music/songs/the-trial-not-now-joh...
This is pretty cool...

Anyway, it was odd, I never figured how hard it is to jack off when your lip is all stitched up, ya know.
I mean, you can't grimace like you're used to? It actually makes it surprisingly difficult. Not that I can't manage.

Um, not much else to say. Goodbye.

EDIT: oh and shit, Roger was really incredibly resentful about the band's continued success without him: http://www.rogerwaters.org/concert1.html

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Hey You, asshole


Fucking damn, really. So, so, so, guys, earlier today I was sitting around and doing basically nothing.

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Gorgeousness and gorgeousity

This is pretty hot

It really makes the fucking insanity of the piece shine out. Beethoven was a madman.

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Mean Mr. Mustard...

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2012/0521/30-days-for-Dha...

So Dharun Ravi was sentenced today. 30 days in prison, 3 years of probation, counseling, and $10,000 towards a hate crime program.

And I think that's probably about right. I was legitimately fearing that he would get 10 years. That would be fucking awful.

He wasn't charged in Clementi's death, and I don't think his death was Ravi's fault. Everything I know about Ravi seems to imply that he's a total fucking asshole, but we don't put people in prison for being assholes.

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Colonial Wasters of Life and Limb

Well, I have a confession to make:
I thought for a couple seconds that I could spread sanity among conservatives.

Needless to say, it didn't happen. That group I recently mentioned Veterans against Occupy Wall Street, blocked me, but then I thought, "maybe if I go on some other conservative page and respectfully debate, I can even spread a little sanity among them".

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All this machinery, making modern music

See, Jeff, I can have a title from a song that's not Pink Floyd!

Worms are my new favorite animal.
There are many reasons for this, but one is most important:
they're FUCKING AWESOME.

I mean, look at like an animal or something, a deer, a turtle, or anything else. A conventional animal. It's too boring, I look at it, and I'm like that should be able to move and live, when it does, I'm not at all surprised, it has eyes and a mouth and an asshole, you know, all the essentials.

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