Do you like the new Oasis?

Yes, it is awesome.
82% (9 votes)
Kind of, change scares me, especially from vending machines.
18% (2 votes)
No, change it back.
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 11
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April Fools Post: it's kind of hard to explain, really

APRIL FOOLS! Yes, we added this as a late entry into sites posting April Fools stories after Adrian and I were chatting online and realized we hadn't done anything. So, I wrote this up and sent it off to him. So, Adrian is still all about the cock. Thanks, Jeff.

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I guess you have all noticed that I’ve been talking about the technical details of the site and not mentioning as much about my personal life anymore. No crazy drug weekends, hooking up with tons of boys. And I guess that’s been intentional, but I’ve been putting in so much work on the new site that I guess I wanted to come clean.

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new oasismag news

Well, i spent far too much time working on this tonight .. but the good news is that I am amost ready to launch the thing.

The even better news is that it's going to be radically improved, quite a bit faster to load (hopefully) , and will have user sites (in a some what limited form at first.. ). Honestly.. much of a muchness of nice new features. I am actually just not going to post a screenshot for you guys, since I don't want to spoil the surprise.

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Yes, i am still alive .. and there is still much afoot

Hey there fellow Oasians .. It's been a while since I have posted here =)

I haven't grown bored of you guys or anything (perish the thought) , instead I have just been abnormally busy with 'real life' things. Apart from racing to catch deadlines, following vast volumes of mail and news and working on oasis when time/energy levels permit.

The new oasis release is waiting on the 4.4.0 release version of the drupal cms system that Oasis runs on. Almost all the features I have mentioned here previously are in their final format, but I am waiting on the main project to release the next version. Current ETA is anything from 1 week to 3 weeks.. I don't think it will take longer than that.

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Bush is SUCH a flaming homo, girlfriend

Thanks to Betty Bowers

January 2004. Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. [Scot] Reid's [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."

-- President Bush in a coquettish bout of eye-batting homosexual diplomatic flirting January 16, 2004 The Globe and Mail

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Oasis Development Update

Hey there guys. I have thought it is finally time to unleash atleast a quick screenshot of the upcoming oasis redesign.

The update is set to happen in the first week of march, and the amount of cool new useability features are actually quite astounding.

And yes , before I get asked ... user sites will be making a come back. They won't quite be like they were (yet) , but they are in there.

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Well hello there possums. miss me?

God. I havent been spending as much of my time on this site as I used to. Which doesn;t mean I am tired of you lot or anything..

It just means I have been incredibly busy working on the next release of oasis .. which I am proud to say is shaping up to be so much infitely nicer and easier to use than what we have now. Tentative release seems will be in the first 2 weeks of march , so hold onto your hats.

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Overwhelming

Everclear - Overwhelming

It can come from out of nowhere,
hit you when you're safe and warm.
Take it easy, my star your time is gonna come,
your time is gonna come.

Yeah, you got those crazy blue eyes.
You got those crazy blues.
All those pretty smiles,
I can see them laughing at you.
Your time is gonna come, your time is gonna come.

I don't wanna be your punching bag,
your complacent little princess all tragic and sad.

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perfect little dream ... the kind that hurts the most

Gave Up - Nine Inch Nails.

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parents.. *raises eyes to the heavens*

I am not going to lie to you guys. Dealing with one's parents never turn into an 'easy' thing (and I don't include the select few who have great relationships with their parents). It does however become 'easier'. =)

I just got off the phone with my little brother (left most on the picture) , who I had phoned because yesterday I phoned daddy dearest , specifically because daddy dearest had borrowed money from me and had neglected to pay it back into my account even though he had said he would for about a week (i feel good about the fact that I never need to borrow money from him.. increases my sense of independence). No , I don't want to tell him about 'internet banking' because i sure as hell don't want to play tech support (my usual argument of 'i dont do windows' might not even work in that case)

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missy laynee yoose

well then. haven't actually blogged in a while =).

I have been incredibly busy working on oasis things recently. and the next release is really starting to shape up. it's going to be a hit =)

sadly it's only going to be available in a few weeks time as it's probably the biggest update yet.

oh , and i wrote a big post about my best gaming moments here

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For You ...

This man is so incredibly talented it makes my brain hurt. He is also incredibly sexy , and i still hate leisa (iirc) for having met him IRL.

Duncan Sheik - For You
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For you I want to sing a happier song
for you I'm gonna try to right all my wrongs
for you I'm gonna break my bad habits
there's a golden ring and I want you to have it
there's a golden ring and I want you

For you I'm gonna sit and patiently wait
it's great if you're early but if its fine if you're late
for you I feel love and I just want to show it
you're a beautiful girl and want you to know it
you're a beautiful girl and want you to know it
you're a beautiful girl and want you to know it
it's an infinite world and I want you

Once again I am opened
Once again I am opened
Once again I am opened
Once again I am opened

For you I'm waiting on the ticket line
I gotta get back I don't wanna waste time
but the people are tired and the line is so long
so all I can do is sing this song

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I thought I knew you from somewhere.

So this new guy is temping at our office.

He's gay , this I know. And he just looks so damn familiar.

It takes use 3 days before we realize we went to school together, him the year after me. And that we have a neat little 3 degrees of seperation thing going.

This marks the first fag I went to school with I have found.

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Lesbian joke

A woman goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've got a
strange problem and I need your opinion." "Can you describe your
symptoms?" he asks.

"Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up,
proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on
the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two
small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything,

but I was a little worried about them."

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and asked, "Are you a
l*sbian by any chance?"

Embarrassed and slightly taken aback by this question, especially
coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied, "Well

yes I am, actually. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her
earrings aren't real gold."

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Existential Quandary

My life looks like it's going to change majorly this year. And I find myself with some choices to make.

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