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Well I'm back, and it's been an eventful few months. My exams seemed to go badly, but the results were (almost) what I wanted. I did get 100% for my unit 1 French although I didn't manage to get my A for politics. :-)

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Hey all

Just penned this for my friend's band; was wondering what you think of it as a rock song lyric? Be as blunt as you like!

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin...

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.

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Exams are going into Room 101...

OK, so I've had 3 mock exams in 2 days. Pas de problème so far, but I'm worried about AS Level French tomorrow. I should be fine - I've done practise papers (although they haven't been marked), I know the grammar, I know the vocabulary (I think!) and I've been doing classes for a higher level exam so I should be all right, shouldn't I?

Oooh I hate exams! I hate them so, so, so much! They make me so nervous! On Friday I'm resitting an exam so that I can eventually change my grade from a C to an A but I don't know what I did wrong in the first place so how can I change it?!

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Skanky ho-ho-ho

Firstly, sorry for posting twice in quick succession, but the two entries are totally unrelated - forgive me?!)

A skanky ho' in these parts is basically a whore. So last night my friends had the genius idea of hosting a "skanky ho-ho-ho" party... you see the idea? So I showed up in a skirt that was only 16" long! Shock, horror! I even wore heels to shoot me up from 5'2" to almost 5'6" - unprecedented!

I had a right laugh, I usually don't enjoy parties but I was running around and dancing to "Fairytale of New York" with the best of them... I even got a few kisses under the mistletoe: wahey!

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So this is Christmas...

And what have you done, with another year over?

For my part, I got through my exams - I even passed! - and I have be enaccepted conditionally by all the universities I applied to!

What else? The usual corniness - I've "grown" as a person (not exceeding 5'2" in height still.. dammit!). Erm... Yeah, so not much. This is the depressing time of year when you look back and wonder where it went!

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My return

Hello everybody!

I'm back from my hectic lifestyle to resume blogging! For those of you who haen't been aware of my existence before, I'm 17, I live in England and I'm gay. I don't have a girlfriend, and I am studying for 4 A Levels (Rrench, Spanish, history, US politics) so that I can read archaeology at university.

I think that's all you need to know. Will update more soon. Promise!


Are we born gay?

Yes, no doubt about it.
36% (30 votes)
I think so, but I'm not sure, as it took me a long time to realise that I am!
31% (26 votes)
I don't think so, but I don't think it can be changed.
17% (14 votes)
Gay people are, but bisexuals can choose.
2% (2 votes)
Everyone's sexuality is fluid and based on our choices.
14% (12 votes)
Total votes: 84

What's your preferred label?

gay (guy)
29% (20 votes)
gay (girl)
12% (8 votes)
queer (guy)
12% (8 votes)
queer (girl)
13% (9 votes)
3% (2 votes)
4% (3 votes)
0% (0 votes)
0% (0 votes)
bi (guy)
10% (7 votes)
bi (girl)
17% (12 votes)
Total votes: 69
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Hello again

Not sure I've got time to sit and work out the ins and outs of the new system, so this'll have to do for now!

Things are so confusing right now. Those of you who used to read my column "Piccolo.Oasismag" will know that I've been seeing a therapist, but my GP and I talked, and I admitted that I wasn't sure that it was helping. Soooooo, I have to go see a psychiatrist, which is pretty damn scary!

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