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My best friend stayed the night

He just left about thirty or forty minutes ago. We stayed up till around four AM and rented a film. Mind you it wasn't just any film. It said on the box that you only needed to be seventeen or older to rent the film and it had sexy girls on it, something he would like. I figured, it probably had some guys in it, and it was only a dollar rental. So we rented some porn basically. After we rented the movie we went to get some pizza on account that I would pay him back for it. When we got there, there was a wait. He dared me to take a handful of the spicy pizza powder sprinkly stuff that looks like potpourri and eat it. I was like Bullshit! He said he would pay for the pizza’s if I did. We ordered a medium desert pizza and large half and half pizza, even with a discount the total still came to twenty two dollars! So I was like, hell, what a little pain over twenty two dollars? So I did it. Mind you I never really do stupid things like this, but hey, if I could save myself 22 dollars why not? I gagged instantly, and almost puked, I had to steal his pop and then by the time I had actually finished swallowing the handful of spices his pop was gone and my mouth was burning like wild fire. He was laughing his ass of so hard that he couldn’t help shake and stomp with laughter. I didn’t think it was such a terrible price to pay, getting pizza on him, and his attention, no matter how positive it was. Though I know it wasn’t negative, it was all fun and games. Then the only way to reduce the pain, which it seems a miracle I even found, was to constantly suck on ice cubs, for like ten fifteen minutes that we were waiting. I ended up drinking another pop there too. Then I guess after my first reaction to eating the spices I must of blew some in his eye because his eye started to hurt and he was rubbing and rubbing and his eyes were teary, and he had to go to the bathroom and wash his eyes out because of it. Then when the pain had somewhat receded it left him with two things. It seems it burnt the hair around his eyes off cause it was really smooth he said, like totally smooth. Also he got a headache from the pain. All in all I think we both had something to laugh about. He kept yelling that I would pay for the pizzas for that episode of pain he went through. But in the end I didn’t eat all the pizza, and had no more than what he gave me or desert pizza, I said well you get to have it all cause your paying for it. That got him it seems cause he hasn’t pestered me about it since, though its only been some hours.

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Dream Boy

OH MY GOD It is now official, ya'll have to read Dream Boy. It is a supreame example of utmost sincerety and a tremdously achieved coming of age story about two boys. With pain and violence the two only find the beauty and acceptance that can be so hard to find under normal circumstances. Its plain and simple. clear as glass. Everyone needs to read Dream Boy, hell I think that it should even be required reading!

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A treasure amoung treasures: An awsome book any gay should read

I'm not even half way through the book Dream Boy, and I already am amazed at it. It is filled with so many different aspects of two boys that I am left totally ineffable. It's beweildering how something like a book can communicate on such a level that it seems no one can possibly comprehend how I feel.
At first, when I opend Dream Boy and read the first chapter I was like: Gosh, ya know, this does sound boring. Jim Grimsley seems to have a writing style that bores.

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Wonderful Day

Gosh I got to spend spend spend today. I helped my dad buy an awsome new stereo for starters. Second off it turns out that the local Barns and Noble had just one copy of a book I've wanted ever since I laid eyes on it called Dream Boy. So I got that too, then while I was just looking I found, to a very surprised me, that Eoin Colfer had come out with a new Artemis Fowl book called Artemis Fowl The Opal Deception. So I just had to get that as well. naturally having spend at least thirty some dollars on books I decided that was enough for me. So off I went to Best Buy and while there I decided to get two movies that I've wanted to see for some time just never had the money to. They were only ten dollars a piece and I had a five dollar gift card so I just HAD to buy them. The movies are: Stand By Me, and KIDS. So then, after controlling myself for the most part on my spending we went back home and I decided to stop at K-mart and check out their video games. Don't ask me why cause I could of done better at the best buy. Well it turns out that I was a lucky SOB cause our K-mart had the two games that I've wanted ever since they first came out a year or so ago and they were bothe marked down! I spent seventy dollars on two games, Tales of Symphonia, and Baten Kitos, and one gamecube memory card. So then in conclusion, we got home just in time for me to set up the stereo, organize my things, check my email, and then head of straight to work from which I only got off like an hour ago. I've been sitting at the computer ever since. :)

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something.

Well I can't even think of anything perplexing or interesting or odd to talk about, honestly. But in any case to make a point of presence, and wanting to get to know eveyrone I need to make myself known. What better way than to write a journal entry? But anyways I should at least try to find something interesting to talk about. One thing I have been particularly intrigued about is the photo thing section of everyones account. Is it unadvisable to add photos to them? Or is it hard to meet standards or something? I haven't really found anyone with pictures in there section, maybe I naive or something, but I just think it would be nice to see some of ya's.

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Mr. Newbie be I

Okay well, Hello whoever may be reading this. I'm not exactly sure what to post because I'm not exactly sure who all will be reading this and I don't want to spill anything over the top signigicant to me when theres a high chance that absoloutly probably no one will be reading it. So what I want to accomplish with this journal entry is just that. A point of entry. To let it now be known that I am part of your society and wish to at any level and speed integrate myself into it.

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