Why didn't I get laid this week?

I smell
3% (1 vote)
The voices in my head told me not to
8% (3 votes)
Damn breeders...they're everywhere!
33% (13 votes)
I'm a good boy/girl
36% (14 votes)
That bitch on the next corner is taking my business!
21% (8 votes)
Total votes: 39
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I have not blogged in a long while

Wow, I suck at blogging!

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Prom was a lot more fun than I expected it to be!

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HUGE post!

No, Adrian, the title is not a reference to you


65% (28 votes)
5% (2 votes)
Maybe so
30% (13 votes)
Total votes: 43
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I've been gone too long!

Dear lord! There's been quite a bit of drama on the Oasis front in my unnoticed, unannounced accidental sabatical! Yeah, I've been gone for a while. Nothing OVERLY exciting, but I may be getting a boyfriend soonish, but it's too soon to tell. And The Picture of Dorian Gray is a great book.
I probably won't be posting for a while, because I have NO time between now and May 24. Here's the abridged list of what I have to do:
A four day retreat
A theater night thing that we havent rehearsed for
A prom
A hardish paper
An old AP test for Chem
Two NEW AP tests I'm unprepared for
A pre-calc test
A prom
My cousin's wedding reception
My sister's graduation
My sister's Graduation
A band show in my barn
Play a gig
Play a gig

And no, there are no double entries.

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I used to be dead, but now I'm gay...

Ok, first, three bands you should check out, for your immense personal enjoyment:
The Moldy Peaches
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Libertines

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Wet Hot American Summer

I went to a friend's house for the weekly thingy we do, and watched "Wet Hot American Summer," perhaps the funniest movie ever!

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The Gig!!

Our show went very well! I was good. I screwed up a couple of bass lines, but no one noticed (I hope), and we made a lot of people dance and shout very loud!

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I'm so PSYCHED! My band is playing on Saturday! Lalalala! I'm so excited! And we just had a really good practice, and we're opening with my song!

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I'm really just blogging for the sake of blogging. The infernal television stole my soul! Againe! I truely meant to DO

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Mmm...Andy Warhol and Moldy Peaches....

Wow, that sounds like a really gross, but intriguing ice cream flavor! Hi again!

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Im off!

I am no longer ill, and I got a haircut, and ate a lot of cheese, and had band practice, and went to Toys r Us! And things and stuff!

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Still Ill

I do not like being sick. It is the opposite of fun. And I missed 3 quizes and a lab today, all of which I will have to make up tomorrow, since it is the last day of the quarter. That is, if I attend class tomorrow. And I broke my thermometer on my couch, and cleaning up the mercury was a bitch.
And now, of course, I'm terrified that I will die from the highly toxic vapors, which I probably won't, but I have leanings towards hypochondria.

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I really like how the word "ill" looks all word prcessed with a capial letter. So important. But I am. Ill that is.

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