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= simple and sweet =

Anyway, my day was pretty boring until I got called out to town to meet the others. I also got a txt from the Russian guy saying, "hi sweety! hope u had a gr8 start 2the new yr and i wish u all the bst." I was like...ok um that's fine. I mean, I did him a couple of times but that was it lol. But he's still in my "I'll do him again" list.
Anyway, Shaun txted me this morning ordering me to wake the fuck up at around about 11am and of course, knowing me...I would not even dare to get up at that time specially when I got to sleep at 4 this morning! Anyway, we had visitors all arvo (afternoon) and yeah... then Shaun and Leon called me and told me to hurry up but I was somewhere in the house so my aunt jusst told me to call them back. Anyway, I cruised to Maccaz (McD's) and had a Caramel Macchiato with Zoey. Anyway had a ciggy outside and just talked for like 2 hrs with the others about what happened at New Yrs party. Then I told Leon that I was going to give him a massage because he's been working from 8am-6pm, 6 days a week. I feel so sad for him...but he wants the dosh so yeah.

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NEW YRS SUCKED ASS!!!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTEXT MAY POSSIBLY OVERLOAD YOUR HEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Ok you better be ready for some serious reading ok?
This is how it started yesterday...I emailed you my day with the whole 'everyone was txting my asian ass' comment and about Tammy bringing her boy with her. After that "now you're objecting me?" txt, she didn't reply back so from then onwards I knew she was going to pike out from coming to the surfclub. Anyway I didn't give a shit anymore, not that I did anyway lol (ok I did at some stage lol). Anyway, I got my overnight bag ready and called Shaun and told him that I was leaving. We met at Number One Shoe Warehouse because he wanted to buy some new shoes. He got those ones that looked like skatey shoes which suited him because he got the white ones.

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dream dream dream dream

Ok first off, I went to sleep at like after 2am my time. Then this morning I got up at 9am because everyone was fucking txting my asian ass because it was free txting and its free rather than paying 20c each txt. Anyway, I got one from Tammy saying that she's on call for the fire brigade tonight so blah. Then she mentioned that she hasn't heard from Chanel and so I was like, well who's coming with you then? Then yeah lol she's got a BF. Doesn't worry me though because I get over things pretty damn fast just like you =) lol. Anyway, so that was that. Then she called me her bro, so I was like..."Bro?" Then she was all like, so now you're objecting me already? Then I had to apologise because yeah I don't want trouble for tonight. So she asked me if I was planning on hooking up...I just said, "well I was planning talking mostly, but yeah a kiss was planned too I guess" lol. Then she said a kiss was fine or whatever. Then Shaun (because I was talking to him on the phone while reading her txts to him) said that she sounds like a player and might have more than 2 chicks up her sleeve. So I said, "well she ain't the only player here you know. I over-dosed on guys while at uni this year lol". So now, I'm going to get drunk with Paul (my other gay friend) woohoo...see, my plan was going to be right anyway. I'll be thinkkkkking of someone else.

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my drunken afternoon........

Well my dear, today was awesome... Anyway, I went into my room and just listened to the radio and passed out. mom walks in and wakes me up and yeah. We went to her friend's house. Then her husband asked me what I was up to for New Yrs Eve and I told him that we were going to the surfclub and get drunk there lol. He asked what I was going to be drinking and I told him, Smirnoff and a box of Bourbon and Coke lol. He said...oh you should try blah blah. Then he came out with all these different bottles of alcohol. Jamaican Rum was 40%, Port was 15% and he made this Gimlet made out of Russian vodka which was 37%. So by this time, mom was like..WTF are you doing? You're driving...but I was fine.

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Bi the riverside.......

Well I just got home from Leon's house lol. Before I start my usual day to day talk, I want to recall back on what happened at my uncle's bday lastnight. Well everyone was crowding around the table because the food was all good to go, well anyway...I hate crowding around things specially food so I stayed clear from people until they got what they wanted from the table. Anyway, aunty Lynne was in the kitchen having her food and uncle Dave was there getting some beer. I was standing by this cabinet looking thing when I all of a sudden jumped like there was a cricket (I HATEEEE CRICKETS!!!) by my foot or something...and yelled out "EI UNCLE DAVE!!! WEST SIDEEEEE RULEEEE!!!" and did the whole 'hand' thing. He looked at me all flushed because he had been drinking hehehe and he did the same thing. Only this time, he went a BIT TOO far and knocked aunty Lynne's plate off her hand and all her food went everywhere and I just could not stop pissing myself laughing. Her top was covered in rice, some prawns, noodles, vegetables...you name it! It was the highlight of the party hahahaha. Then I looked at uncle Dave and said, "Oh what! YOU ARE SO OFF YOUR ASS and YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!" He replied with a smirk and a "whooops mah bad" comment. Man it was hilarious...he was drunk as a mofo and he was scrubbing the kitchen floor. Well he tried to anyway LOL.

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just a thought...

Well its Wednesday night here - 11:44pm to be exact and I couldn't wait to check my email lol...yes yes I know, such a freaking loser but hey, whatcha gonna do right?
Just got home from my aunt's house because she had a surprise party for my uncle Dave. It's pretty ight for a random day...Started off just fine and sunny outside and the clouds all high and mighty. I just chilled with my family which is missable when I'm at university so I can't complain. I was txting this girl From Jersey who I met on Oasis...we were hard out chatting up through our cellies, then I called her and she was totally freaked and forgot she had a tongue lol.

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my day.......was......

I got home (its Wednesday morning now) at 12:10AM from the movies with Shaun and Leon. I wasn't going to go with them but Shaun txted me saying that he already bought the tickets and I CANNOT...repeat...CANNOT MISS OUR TUESDAYS! So I had a shower, got ready and off I went.
We watched King Kong and it was sad...lol but this freaky old lady totally scared the living asian out of me and yes, I think I'm going to have nightmares now! Anyway, it was a 3hr movie so we sat there etc etc. This guy sitting beside me stanked as! So I kept turning towards Leon so I can smell him instead lol. After the movie, we were just chilling outside and I was having a smoke.

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SHAUN IS OUT!!!! JOYOUS OCCASSION!!!

Oh hey there! I hope your Christmas went great! I want to hear about it =) I have got some great news for you lol. My day was ok. Started off waking up around about 11am and just had coffee because I felt like a pig from yesterday's eating schedule being Christmas and all. Anyway my breaki was coffee lol. Then I vacuumed the entire house and I am so sure of it that mom must have thought that I was sick or something lol. Then I went with mom to my aunty's house because she was having a lunch party. She had a lot of food there and yeah....hmmmm asian noodles lol. Anyway, I txted Shaun this morning at 6am to greet him Happy Birthday even though I was like asleep while txting lol. Then I asked him what his plan was so he said just meet him at Pizza Hut for dinner around about 7pm. So I was just chilling at my aunty's and I drove home because I got bored. Anyway, I came home and just bummed around for a couple of hours. Then I went back to my aunty's and yeah, just stayed there till it was 7pm.

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CHRISTMAS OVER!!!

Ok so Leon and my other friend Amy (the girl who wants to be me because I'm cooler than her) just left my house. It was so boring the whole day, just txting this girl mainly because its free txting when its the weekends. Anyway, it was so boring lol but fun in a way because all my aunties were hard out singing and they were using all these different voices. Then I was drinking too and was tipsy then my uncle asked me to sing. Then mom started requesting Shania Twain (hahahahaha) - From This Moment, so I was like...er...OK!!! So I- being the loser that I am started singing, then everyone was like...keep going keep going. Then I totally lost it and started laughing my ass off lol.

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..:: CHRISTMAS DAY ::..

Um its Christmas Day here babe. And I'm sitting on my pc typing this. Yesterday was crack up as because I came home from Leon's right as I said, and mom kept nagging me to go sleep because I was going to be really tired -considering we were going to midnight mass at 11pm-2am (lol). Leon and Shaun came too but not Zoey cause she's got a bung (retarded) eye hehehe. Please excuse me if I randomly typed a silly word because I got woken up. Anyway, went to sleep after I wrote you an email and got up 6 hours later. Then off we went to go food shoppin- a day before Christmas. It was funny because I thought the place was going to be jampacked but it wasn't even. We got through the checkout faster than we would have on a usual day. We spent about $150.00 on food and the rest I don't know. Then, we cruised off to my aunty's house and started preparing the food that we were going to cook for today because as I said, everyone and I mean everyone is coming over. Geeezzz pls save me!!!! Wahahahah....melikiliki macca LOL. Well I'm down and out. Again, have an awesome Christmas and take care. wELL PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO COME NOW SO I BEST BE GOING...TAKE CARE YA'LL xoxoxo

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= a night out =

Well honey bee (lol) you're right, I'm still yeah...well I'm not pissed but I am tired lol. Well it's good to know that you've got someone to hunt girls down with lol. I don't! Hahahahaha...
Here's what happened lastnight: I went to Leon's after talking to you and took my white wine with me. Then we drove around to these shops because the liquor stores were shut so we just went to the grocery store to buy some wine for them. Then we went back to Leon's house and his mom wanted to have a smoke with me so we went outside. We talked about things as always and yeah...then we started drinking. We didn't finish till about 11:15pm or something, so by then Leigh (Leon's mom) just dropped us off into town. Then the music once again sucked ass so I just stood there while Leon (the piss face lol) and Shaun were dancing. Anyways, we saw some people we knew and yeah. Aleck, this guy that Leon thinks is gay kept grabbing me away from the two guys (Leon and Shaun) so he could dance with me. I was basically dancing with him all night. Then we decided to go outside for some fresh air and I saw Paul (my other gay friend) standing outside. He told me that the bouncers wouldn't let him in because they think he was drunk so they told him to wait for like an hour outside. I thought this sucked! Anyway, I went back inside and these 3 girls were dancing with Leon ahd Shaun so I was like WTF is going on here lol. Then yeah, basically danced with them so yup. Then by 1:45am we were like "FUCK THIS MAN" cause the music sucked so we just left. Then we decided to catch a bus instead of a taxi and in the bus was this drunken woman who kept talking to us and we were like OMIGOSH she's going to stab us or something LOOOL.Then we got home and I jus crashed on the bed. It was a double bunk bed so I was on top and the other two were on the bottom. We didn't sleep till like 3:30am or something like that and we had to get up at 7am though because Leon had to work.

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= weird dreams.... fabulous =

Well hey guys, Just got up a few minutes ago (its 12:05pm here). My dream was so incredibly weird! It started off with me working at one of those video hiring places and my boss and I were on late shift for that night (even though I have never worked in a video hiring shop before). As we were quietly working away, she told me that she will close the shop for a few minutes and that she wanted me to go with her. So knowing me, I didn't really care- and I went with her. We were walking over to this room that I have never seen before and she opened it. Inside were all these amazing antique furnitures and those animal skin things covering the walls. I was stunned to see all the stuff there, perfectly set-up and good to go for something special. Then what caught my eye was this kinda like bed that was hollow in the middle and it had some sort of celtic design in the middle of it and these two celtic looking lizard drawings on both sides. She told me that she wanted me to lie in top of one of the lizard design and she will lie on the other. So by this time, I was like...What the hell is this?!?!? But I did it anyway. So, me always being tired, I layed there almost falling asleep to the sound of silence. Then, she started talking to me. She said that she has found the right person to accompany her on perfecting humanity. So I quickly stood up and I stared at her, kind of freaking out now. I asked what the fuck she was doing...! Then she just calmly told me to lay back down in a nice and soft voice. Now people, when someone talks to you like that...wouldn't you? (lol) So she started saying all these words which to me sounded like it was some weird freaky shit (yeah no sh1t lol) then all these colours just appeared everywhere and then I felt something move from under me. The lizard designs were moving around us. Then, SILENCE! As I waited, I saw both lizards crawl up on us and just layed on top of us. I thought I would have shit myself but I didn't. It felt so surreal and amazing I didn't bother to freak out. Then, as the lizards were sitting on top of us, they just absorbed into our skin or something weird like that. I was like 'HOLY SHIT!' what the fudge is going on here! Then all of a sudden, we both morphed into little baby polar bears. I was like...oookkk well this suckS! Then, this random doctor-guy walked in and said, "well well well, looks like we're just in time." So me being a bear now (geeez), was just staring at the guy. Then he said, "bring her in so we can swap these two good and bad people." So I thought, my boss was the good person and whoever they are bringing in is the bad one. Oh no...LOL then I got a txt from a friend and I woke up LOL.

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= MY BDAY BASHER =

Hey hey hey! Ok so it's like 11:40pm now and my aunties are like playing some game in the lounge lol. Well my bday actually turned out quite fine! Started out with Zoey and Leon coming over and we just had a normal chat about us and life (lol), then they gave me cards and my presents which I didn't want to open infront of anyone because that's the way I am. I want to appreciate everything and yeah, sometimes I get tearful when I read cards (lol) so yeah...I don't like opening gifts infront of people.

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= MY INTIMATE NEW FRIEND =

WELL GUYS AND GIRLS, I HAVE MET THIS NEW PERSON WHO LIVES IN THE SAME CITY AS ME aka WHERE MY UNIVERSITY IS. ANYWAY, SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS FLIPPIN THRU 'FRIENDSTER' (kinda like myspace) AND SAW ME. SHE MENTIONED THAT SHE GOT A RADAR THING JUST BY LOOKIN' AT ME, SO I WAS LIKE...OH OK GREAT STUFF! THEN SHE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER AND YEAH...WE'VE BEEN TXTING SINCE YESTERDAY THEN LASTNIGHT, I WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP EARLY SO I WAS LYING IN BED WHEN I THOUGHT THERE WAS LIKE A COP CAR OUTSIDE MY WINDOW BECAUSE OF THE BLUE FLASHING LIGHTS. IT WAS J.D. CALLING ME (LOL) WANTING TO SAY GOODNIGHT. IT'S AWESOME TO FINALLY TALK TO SOMEONE WHO'S A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCED THAN I AM WHEN IT COMES TO THIS BI/LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP. I'M GOING TO CALL HER 'J.D.'. ANYWAY, J.D. HAD MENTIONED THESE AWESOME CLUBS IN AUCKLAND WHICH I SHOULD GO CHECK OUT. SO NOW, LEON, SHAUN, PAUL AND ZOEY AND I ARE PLANNING TO STAY AT A BACKPACKERS AND CRUISE TO THESE CLUBS. J.D. IS AWESOME TO TALK WITH. SHE WAS REALLY HELPFUL WITH MY Q's (LOL) AND SOMETIMES ELABORATED MORE THAN I WANTED TO KNOW (heehehe). SHE ASKED ME WHEN WE COULD MEET AND CONSIDERING SHE ONLY LIVES 15 MINS AWAY FROM MY DORM, I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING. BUT THE THING IS...I AM SCARED OF STARTING A RELATIONSHIP..IF EVER, THIS WAS TO GO FURTHER. LEON MENTIONED THAT HE FELT SCARED TOO WHEN IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME WITH A GUY, BUT AFTERWARDS...IT WAS OK. I DON'T KNOW GUYS...WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK? HOW SHOULD I GO ON ABOUT THIS? OR IF EVER, THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO...I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER AND INSTEAD I WOULD RATHER BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

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= life sux as we know it =

well tomorrow is my 20th bday and i could not seriously care less! i hate it how everyone is making such a big fuss about it. i have seriously gotten over this whole christmas spirit and my bday thing. mom got my aunty to cook some stuff just incase someone pops by tomorrow. leon, shaun, zoey, becca and some others might come over for dinner and yeah...im looking forward to going clubbing on friday more than anything else. urghh life sucks! did nothing today but went to town with leon and bought slushies and mocked people...i know i know, that's sad but hey...don't get rid of our fun ok! anyways...cruised to aunty's house and chit chatted...blah blah blah now i'm going bed because i am soooooooooooo damn tired. hope ya'll had an awesome day. i'm down and out xoxoxo

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