my boyfriend fell asleep after sex last night so i woke him up and sent him home and then regretted it.
i think maybe i'll paint today, i haven't been out of my room in like four days now...so maybe it's time for that too.
today im going to finally fulfill this fantasy i've had for aaaages but never got the opportunity to do, im going to make chicken soup (with kneidalach if possible) to my sick boyfriend, and look after him. dunno why, but it turns me on so cheer me...BITCHES!
eeeeeh, why do i keep making the mistake of coming home when i know it's gonna be shit, i could be sitting at home with my roaches, sipping on...water and watching the thundercats.
i hate cats but i want one, either a black one (which goes with everything) or a ginger one with green eyes coz all my shit is red and green and they remind me of my boyfriend.
anybody here remember me? no..? good! fuckers.
beastiality's great, beastiality's great, stick your log in a dog
speaking of dogs my dog is came out of the closet, he's a gay bandit and a bottom, my baby's all grown up and taking it up the ass then stealing the other dogs money *sheds tear*
9 year diabetes anniversary today, 13 148 insulin injections
aOW!!!! im so highhhhhhhhhhh
well, kir (white wine and cherry liquor in this instance).
aaaahh.....nope that's it.
life is beautiful little ones! now go get your buttholes plugged
mwaahahahha, im aloooone for the weekend, actually until monday most probably, my little boyfriend scampered off to his family for the weekend and when he comes back he's pulling a 9pm to 7am shift followed by a 2pm till 11pm shift the same day, as a result of which there will be no pulling where i am concerned :(
being poor sucks asssssss!!!! the only good thing about it is that having no food in the house makes it easier for me to defrost my fridge.
Pat's a cunt, a festering cunt, with herpes and anal warts, but alas, he is also wise and rather frightening, so listen to him regarding safe pussy practice. wear a condom or i'll shove a rusty spoon up your mclovin holes...kapish? and the spoon wont wear a condom...
*this post is for educational purposes only, fuck you very much, and pat, eat me bitch*
oh and girls, sorry *tehe*
hey hey hey!..... ... festering cunts!
my dear boyfriend just left, he spent all last night and this morning "fixing" my computer, deleting heaps of programs and installing a few, it's his fun so i just shut up, he fucks around on the computer and i draw next to him. we take breaks though, to have sex mostly...sometimes eat. anyway as a result of that little session my computer is running super slooooowwwww lol. if he was anybody else i'd kill him.
jeffy im a spoon versatile. spoon topping is fun coz you can reach over and grab things, and spoon bottom is fun coz you stay warm. spoon top gets one very comfortable arm rest, but the other arm is stuck above or under the other person which sucks. spoon bottoming gives you no real arm rests and you can't touch the other person, but he touches you a lot. it's hard to decide....which spoon position are you? or do you never keep them in bed that long?
missed you alllllllllllllllll!
Hola mon FUCKERS!!!
I quit my little pot habbit, and my not so little sex habbit, and social smoking habbit, and my one night stands habbit. I didn't, however, fully stop my alcomahol habbit, that be a harder one to kick it seems, though i have cut down like....uber lots.
omg i made the tastiest gnocci/gnocchi (take u'r pick) ever, im like my hero, would go great with white wine....er
I got a boyfriend, yep yeppedy yeppers, a real boyfriend...me! *dies of shock*....
eh, my whole body is full of anxiety tonight, wish i had someone to talk to. funny how people tend to be absent when you need them but very much present when they need you. There are only two things that never let you down, intoxication and dogs, and failing to have the latter, i've turned to the former. Wish like crazy I had a joint, but I don't, so wine and cigarettes are keeping me company. I've locked myself in my room, which is kind of funny because my room is a bomb shelter, the door is thick and metallic and airtight with this massive bolt.
why do so many perfumes smell like cucumber? and why does your pee go fluro yellow after you swallow a multi-vitamin pill?
wish this holiday would end, i just keep eating cucumbers and playing chess again my computer. at least i have a good music list, i put cut copy, feist, goldfrapp, coldplay and sarah blasko on random, just can't have it too loudly or someone outside will catch me using electricity during the holiday and stab me.
and im tired of watching fashion tv, skinny bitches everywhere.
anyway have a good day kids.
remember me? if not don't fret, you soon will. how's everybody been? what are we all up to lately? hope nobody is having any massive problems, certainlly that nobody is hurting themselves in any way.