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ElsaGabor's picture

Seaweave

If all of you didn't know before, I'm a cunty, black mermaid who parties throughout the eve with all of her sea bitches, and then walks the earth as a white male during the day. I expect that all of you will understand my predicament as a member of mermaidian society marooned in human society and treat me as an equal. This is of course despite the fact that my status as a cunty mermaid puts all of you as inferior to myself.

I honestly have zero idea about what in the flying fuck I'm writing about. I would like to point out that I coined the term seaweave though.

GuessWho's picture

I feel like such a loser!

So...NO ONE has texted me today, you might think its a good thing. but it sucks. I love texting. I feel like such a dweeb...Unloved dweeb lol. save me from boredom...text me!!!!!!! 314-255-3561

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