aunt

MetalHead77's picture

Happy Birthday

Today is the birthday of my deceased aunt. i never got to know her personally she was tragically taken away from our family before i was even born.

The psychopath whom murdered her and a few other women was let out of prison a few months ago after the charges brought on him fell through.

My family all got together tonight but since i had to work late I'm left here at home by myself instead of paying my respects with the family.

So i figured id show my respects through a journal.

yblehsspot's picture

Telling my mom and aunt

Ok, I first wrote this a week or so ago, but I accidently shut my computer off and lost it. So I will try to rewrite it as best I can.
Well my mom, aunt, and I went to eat one night, and I decided to see what they'd say. So I used the classic- my friend- excuse, but it worked even better becuase my friend actually is. I asked them what they thought of her being bi. My mom said
"I think she's confused on which gender she wants to fu4k"

tenmilestilts's picture

my crazy family

ohhh my god. i just had the craziest family dinner ever.
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for context:
+my grandma lives in new york, upper east side. she's rather a typical grandma, technologically challenged, caring, fussy, and a tad embarrassing in public.
+my aunt (well, one of them, but i won't be mentioning the others) is a little unusual. she's a runner, fine, but she's crazy about it--she's like 5'4" or something and only weighs 100lbs. yes, she is kind of "built like that" anyway, but she's neurotic about her health.

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