If all of you didn't know before, I'm a cunty, black mermaid who parties throughout the eve with all of her sea bitches, and then walks the earth as a white male during the day. I expect that all of you will understand my predicament as a member of mermaidian society marooned in human society and treat me as an equal. This is of course despite the fact that my status as a cunty mermaid puts all of you as inferior to myself.
I honestly have zero idea about what in the flying fuck I'm writing about. I would like to point out that I coined the term seaweave though.
And we got a few things to say to our dear Oasis friends.
Okay, okay, so apparently there are real-life superheroes. LINK!
I know; fucking awesome, right? It's so tempting. Okay, they probably get their asses kicked a lot and don't do a whole lot of actual, effective crime-fighting. But then again, you'd get to tell your grandchildren about the time you spent being a superhero.
Ugh, I'm not even with Sammie anymore and she's still making my life extremely inconvenient. She won't stop bitching about me to all of her mates (half of which are my mates too.. Or were) so I'm getting fkn bombarded with hate mail and txts and whatnot, even from old friends and schoolmates that she's managed to manipulate.