I guess i should illuminate a few points before i begin.
My user name is a character from the comic series, Scott Pilgrim. I chose it because the books are on my desk and my friends always tell me I'm like her. Like Kim Pine. Cynical, a little rude, and annoyed by my goofy friends. (Although I really do love them.)
So... To quote Erika Moen, the fantastic author of DAR!
"Hi! I exist! Lemme tell you what i had for lunch."
Except, I skipped lunch today. I'm a vegetarian, and I'm also a cook in a deli.