Welcome to your sporadic over sharers anonymous meeting!
I just wanna share some things with you guys. (:
Insomnia+Long term girlfriend=Waking her up with your hand in her panties because she fell asleep an hour ago and you're still wide awake. This is insomnia in it's most basic form. The long term girl is the important part of this. Because unless she loves you, she isn't going to wake up just to have a quick fuck.
The good news, is that she loves me. She woke up to my hand in her panties and now she's back asleep and we're both satisfied.