Ha ha. Hoped that would get your attention. Okay, here goes.
Life is not very kind, We very often do not get to do what you want to do. Hell, we very often do not tell other people what it is that we even want to do. So, the purpose of this forum topic is to declare yourself and say exactly what it is that you have always wanted to do/be/accomplish.
Nobody knows who you are, and nobody can laugh.